Editor’s Note: Saranden and Sierra will be doing these weekly as a part of our ongoing relationship with Oxygen. Be sure to check out the episode on Tuesday night and then swing by Evil Beet to talk about who was the craziest bitch.

Love Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club? Well, so do we, and it’s back for its fourth season and it is fiercer than ever! Seriously, watching this premiere was like watching a sh*t-show of a finale, my friends. These girls are AT EACH OTHERS’ THROATS and it is truly a joy to witness. So, who’s fake and who’s real? Let’s discuss the new members of the fabulous L.A. mansion.

First, there’s Annie. She’s pretty annoying in general (what’s up with that voice and that suitcase full of diet food? I hope she’s in therapy.), but as the premiere progresses you realize she really is a sweetheart and is trying hard not to piss anyone off too much. I have a feeling as the season continues we will see a few different sides to Annie . . .

Next we are introduced to Natalie. Oh dear god, Natalie. She’s an effing handful and just in case you missed it, she runs L.A. This girl is a pain in my ass, but sure to fill the drama quota for the season all on her own. Beet was lucky enough to get to chat with her before the premiere. Naturally we asked her if she was an only child as she appears completely self-obsessed in the first episode. For your information, she is not and she has an older brother. Next we inquired about Chris Brown as there has been a heap of gossip regarding the two. She denied these rumors but did dish about his man parts. So there ya have it.

Or favorite girl this season? Flo. She is hands down the prettiest out of the ladies we were introduced to, although she does agree the camera does not reflect this. Seriously, I thought about going gay for this tall drink of water in skinny jeans and a leather jacket. Flo identifies as bisexual but I’m sure the majority of girls on this show do also once you get a lemon drop or seven in them. Dear god I hope she ends up hooking up with one of her housemates. Bottom line, I think this girl is for real. She may end up starting some stuff with people but I think she will do it for the right reasons.

Kate, oh, Kate. This girl has some serious Daddy issues as evidenced by the fact she has never had a boyfriend she hasn’t cheated on. Also, she sleeps with a sculpture of a male chest every night on the show. Adorable because she misses her boyfriend, or just plain creepy? As for Kate, well, I definitely think her hair is fake. Fake, Fake, Fake.

Amber seems like a booze-aholic which I appreciate, but does not seem like she could throw down if needed. I’m getting the sheltered, snobby, white-girl vibe from this lady. She’s labeled as ‘The Trash Talker’ and I 100% agree with this. She puts up a front and wants to get into fights but really has no reason to. She’s so fake.

So, the scene with Natalie and Annie in the bar before the other girls show up, I call shenanigans. Annie acts all high and mighty like she’s disgusted with Natalie’s flirtatious acts. I have a feeling we will see some serious promiscuity from Annie throughout the season. I mean, she flashed her na-na to the camera like a bagillion times within the first 5 minutes of being on the show. She was so fake here.

But Natalie is full of it, too! She claims over and over that she runs L.A. yet she still needs Annie’s I.D. to get into the second bar? Fake! Natalie is fake all over the place. She writes awful things about all the girls on their boards then won’t even own up to it when confronted! FAKE!

So far I think Flo and Portia are REAL, Portia will throw down but only when provoked. She said “we came here to have a good time, did we not? We didn’t come here for drama!” and I think she meant it.

I think a lot of the girls are putting on acts in this first episode and we have yet to see who is fake and who is real. We wanna hear who your favorites are and who you think is FAKE and who you think is REAL!

The rest of the girls are a snoozefest so far, but they are on this show for a reason and I’m positive those reasons will be revealed soon enough. I think we are DEFINITELY in for the best season of Bad Girls Club yet. We are so excited for this season so make sure to catch it Tuesdays at 10/9c on Oxygen.

I cannot believe the level of interest surrounding Tiger Wood’s rumored infidelity.  The public expects so much more out of celebrities and you know what?  They are just the same low-life, cheating scumbags like the rest of us so it shouldn’t be surprising to learn that yeah, Tiger cheated.  He took to his blog to confess his sins and ask for privacy.

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

While Tiger is striving to be a better person and husband, his wife Elin needs to dump his ass.  She’s been publicly humiliated and she’s never going to get over this voicemail that he left for another woman, asking her to take her name off her voicemail so Tiger’s wife wouldn’t know who the number belonged to.

People cheat and people suck, however, most people don’t have their personal affairs (literally!) played out and analyzed on every talk show, print publication and website .  Elin Nordegren is young, beautiful and rich — I suspect much richer once she lawyers up.  She deserves better than this.

Well, there goes another piece of my childhood perception.  After the summer of death, in which icons of the ’80s died off one at a time — Farrah, Michael, Ed, Karl — now I find out that Mrs. Keaton is gay.  Doesn’t anything ever stay the same?  Obviously homosexuality isn’t a big deal, it certainly isn’t the equivalent of death, but I just started accepting the fact that Meredith dropped “Birney” off her name.

Baxter talked with Matt Lauer on Today this morning and revealed that she’s been living a gay lifestyle for about seven years now, following three marriages and five kids.  Matt kept trying to put Meredith’s announcement in the context of a big reveal, but really, I think she’s just been living her life.  Up until now, she hasn’t exactly been open, but she did go on a lesbian cruise last year, so it’s not that shocking of a confession.  Well, to anyone except me.

Are you ready for a confession?  I’m whacked out on NyQuil so my inhibitions are non-existent today.  I’ve never smoked pot — I’m so Natalie Portman.  I mean, I went to a party once, definitely drank too much Southern Comfort — I was in my “I tailgate at Grateful Dead concerts” phase — and a lot of people were smoking pot around me.  I thought that maybe I had a contact high, but I also may have just been hungry.  Anyway, my point is this:  I’m not really educated when it comes to drugs.  So when this 50-year-old home video surfaced of Marilyn Monroe supposedly smoking a joint, I just assumed that was the case.

I watched the clip and I’m here to tell you that no matter how the media wants to report this, there is no evidence that Marilyn is actually smoking pot.  She could easily be smoking a hand-rolled cigarette; they were popular in the fifties.  Anyway, take a look for yourself.  Is MM looking a bit too happy?

I have to make the embarrassing admission that I’ve started watching The Hills again since Kristin Cavallari came back. I am a lifelong, card-carrying Kristin hater, but, damn, that crazy bitch makes good television. I never thought I could make the switch from LC to KC, but it happened, and I’m sort of in love.

That said, I missed Tuesday night’s episode, because I was busy flaking on Ignite Seattle (sorry guys!) and instead making my date watch Bad Girls Club and follow Saranden and Sierra’s real-time chat on OxygenLive.com (which was a giant hit tonight — THANK YOU to everyone who participated!!! We’re still kind of on a high about how well it went!)

BGC‘s season premiere was freakin’ amazing — everyone is fantastically catty and horrid, and I just can’t love that show enough. One of the girls called Rihanna a “punk-ass bitch” who deserved to get hit and then she got kicked out of Saddle Ranch for throwing her Red Bull at the bartender (classy times two!) and then there was a giant catfight among the tough girls back at the house over who was “harder.” (Answer: My date! HA!!!)

But I guess while I was watching the Bad Girls Club bitches, The Hills was having its season finale party, and Kristin was talking about her regrets from this season. Being a boyfriend-stealing soulless bitch? Not among them. Instead?

It’s her now-infamous girl kiss that she kind of wished didn’t happen. “I think that sort of my I-wish-I-didn’t moment was when I made out with Stacie in Vegas,” she explained. “That was one episode I had to call my dad and say, ‘Dad, sorry — this is going to be your least favorite episode.’ ”

It was a moment that not only surprised the audience at home, but also her father. “He said, ‘Great.’ He was like, ‘Oh, great,’ and then when he called me — sometimes he’ll call me after every episode just to talk about it — he didn’t say one word about the episode. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing … it’s probably a bad thing,” she laughed.

I’m sure her dad really appreciates her going on the record about that. Like, “My parents don’t care that I’m basically a moral-free whore, but OH MY GOD are they homophobes!” Nice, Kristin.

My beautiful and amazing friend Ranae just posted this video on my Facebook page and I laughed so hard it hurt. Then I watched it again and laughed some more. I still can’t stop smiling. From what I can tell, this is an old-school episode of Nickelodeon’s All That — with Jamie-Lynn Spears, of course — that guest-starred Britney Spears. And this bit is really, really funny! Jamie-Lynn’s a talented little comedian. Too bad she went and got her ass knocked up. Seriously, though, this is really fantastic, and I had to share it with all of you. The good ole days!!! I wish we could still be so innocent …