Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting pretty serious. Talking-about-having-kids serious. Awkward. Can I get a holla from all my commitment phobes in the back? In an interview with GMTV, Rusty said finding Katy has changed his former playboy ways, “It was a deep craving within me – I mistook it for lust. I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the right one. I’m ever so happy.”

The problem with this is that Russell was known as one of the biggest man sluts out there up until he dated Katy. Now the two are vacationing together, holding hands in public, hanging out with her family and she even wore underwear at the MTV Europe Awards that displayed his name. Sounds like a serious 180 for someone who was running around London screwing whatever had holes not that long ago. One thing that Russell mentioned he wasn’t ready for was marriage, “I don’t know, get married, you say? That would be good, isn’t it? I want to have children – that would be good.”

These two have been dating for what? Three months. Oh, God. It’s one of those. They’re all hyped up on dopamine and their rich people money and they want to just start procreating. I’m going to be really upset if I am writing a Katy Perry baby bump post before Valentine’s Day.

Taylor Lautner, professional hot teenage boy, is about to be all over place even more in just about a minute (I saw his face on a tote bag at Blockbuster Friday night. I feel like I’m swimming in Lautner as it is. I don’t hate it.) and his next role is entirely different than what we’ve seen him do in Twilight. He will, however, remain shirtless, which is really all that matters. From JustJared:

Twilight’s Taylor Lautner has been cast as the superhero Max Steel.

Deadline reports the 17-year-old will play a “19-year-old extreme sports junkie recruited by a secret agency after an accident infects his body, leaving him with superhuman powers.” Let’s hope this isn’t another Speed Racer!

I’m sure that Taylor will hold the interest of Twlight fanatics long enough to have a successful run as Max Steel, at least as far as the box office is concerned. Whether or not Lautner has the chops to take on such a role is yet to be determined.

Yeah, it’s true. We are. It’s a very exciting week for our sister site, Zelda Lily, which focuses on women’s interests and issues. Since its launch in April, ZL has built a loyal and growing audience, thanks to the creativity and talent of a strong group of writers and an insightful and articulate base of commenters.

As the site continues to grow, it makes sense to be producing more content, so we’ve created a weekday editor position over there, and the delightful Sarah Spangenberg — who’s been with the site since its inception — moved into that role this week. We’ve also revamped the look and feel of the site, and we’ll be adding a variety of new features and segments in the weeks to come.

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Rachel Uchitel, one of the many women who has come out of the woodwork to say that she’s slept with Tiger Woods, is pissed. No, not because she’s most famous for sleeping with a married man, but because she had to find out that she wasn’t the only woman that Tiger was sexing it with. A friend of Rachel’s was quoted as saying, “Rachel was mad at Tiger when she found out about the other girls and did not speak to him for three days, but he texted her…She is telling friends that he doesn’t blame her for this all getting out.” Isn’t that rule one? Once a cheater, always a cheater? If it’s not rule one, than it’s at least somewhere on a top ten list of rules, right?

And the kicker? Rachel wasn’t exclusive with Tiger, either. She knew the whole time that they were not going to wind up as anything serious due to the fact that um, well, he was already married, and never stopped seeing other guys. Still, the source adds that Rachel grew fond of Tiger and felt they had something special. “Rachel has strong feelings for Tiger. She was very into him – much more than other famous guys she was into. She started out for sport and then they clicked.”

Ugh. These people are messes.

They take their kiddos shopping for Christmas trees! (But they call the paparazzi first.) Despite nagging rumors of trouble in their marriage, Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman took their son Max to pick out a Christmas tree in Beverly Hills, but not without first making sure that the entire rigamarole would be photographed. Ah, well. At least the kid looks adorable (ahhh-doooooh-raaah-blech) and his outfit is way pimp.

K. I have to admit that, in the weeks since I saw New Moon, my friends and I make fun of Taylor Lautner’s portrayal of Werewolf Jacob with some regularity. Like, when the pizza place was out of Ranch dressing, I flexed my biceps and growled a little and said meekly, “I’m so angry,” and then my friend flexed his biceps and in his most submissive voice he was all like, “I don’t want to hurt you, sales clerk.” And then we laughed for like 20 minutes. This happens often in my world right now.

That said, I still think Taylor Lautner is tres adorable (because it’s French you have to say ahh-dohhhh-raah-blech”) but I’ve already learned my lesson about publicly fantasizing about an underage man because the last time I unwittingly did so you guys were all like “HE’S ONLY 17 YOU FUCKING PERV!” And I was all like “Whoops!”

(Hey, so, if I have sex with him, do I get to spend the winter in Gstaad? Because, you know, talk about a win/win.)

The point is that I am not lusting over Taylor Lautner anymore, because he is now off-limits as he is dating my little sister. Yup, Taylors Lautner and Swift continue to be an item, with TL visiting TS in her dressing room last night at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball 2009 concert in downtown Los Angeles.

The New Moon star used a private entrance to enter Nokia Theatre L.A. at about 8:45 pm, the source tells us. He came alone, the source says, and made a beeline for Swift’s dressing room.

Once inside, the two definitely seemed like a couple. Lautner spent most of his time with the country pop singer, but was also spotted chatting with her mom and other members of her entourage. “Taylor’s mom was constantly smiling around him,” our source said.

Seems like they really wanted to keep things on the downlow because Lautner didn’t pop into the audience for Swift’s performance. Instead, he watched her wow the crowd from the side of the stage.

I’m happy for these two crazy kids!!!

Lautner’s hosting SNL next weekend — Taylor’s an old pro at that already — but seriously if Saturday Night Live is not the funniest thing on TV next weekend, they have no excuses. None. Hell, I could write a funny script for SNL with Taylor Lautner as the host. The jokes write themselves. I bet Swift will randomly show up in NYC next weekend, too …