Tiger Woods’ was granted an injunction in a British court prohibiting the publication of photos of him “taken or obtained in certain circumstances.”
“For the avoidance of doubt, this order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist,” Schillings said in a letter sent to legal departments of British publications.
“Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken, nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same.”
The court document says anyone who violates the order may be held in contempt of court and may be fined, imprisoned or have assets seized.
According to CNN, the injunction also prevents news services from saying exactly what circumstances are listed in the injunction. I hope it doesn’t specify “Pictures of a sensual nature involving leather and John Cougar Mellencamp,” because that pic above is going to get my assets seized. All two of them.
Really Tiger, there’s no surer way to proclaim to the entire world that there are naked pictures/video of you shanking your shots in (or on) traps than by getting an injunction against their publication.
It’s been a while since I’ve written anything focusing on Lindsay Lohan, mostly because repeated exposure to her drunken antics, daddy problems, and dirty toenails starts to wear as thin as she is. The shit she’s been up to lately is still crazy, but because it’s Lindsay Lohan, I stopped caring. There are only so many cocaine jokes you can make before you feel snowed under.
But then, I saw these pics from her recent photo shoot with Muse magazine. And it all came flooding back. The general theme seems to be A) Smoking, B) Screwing, and C) Eating the upholstery.
The photographer said that Lindsay wasn’t trying to make the photo shoot “sensational” and was “okay with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.”
“When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl.”
Yeeeeeaaaaah.
I can’t post all the pics from the magazine because they’ve been going all over the internet today, forcing sites to take them down. But this recently-released video of the photo shoot is just as nip-tastic and classy. Nothing like enjoying a topless cigarette in bed after your threesome!
Have any of you been watching this protein-shake & Jager bomb fueled delightful little train wreck? I spent about 3 hours last weekend catching up on the activities of all the little guidos & guidettes (their terms, not mine). It’s a cocktail of fake boobs, hair gel, tanning beds, cockblocks, and sluttiness. In short, I can’t take my eyes off it. These may be some of the trashiest people I’ve ever seen on television– and I’ve watched my fair share of Bridezilla episodes.
During last week’s episode, MTv showed a preview of one of the guidettes, 21 year old Snooki, getting socked in the face by 24 year old school teacher Lou Ferro. The network originally played the incident up, posting a video entitled “Snooki Gets Punched,” which is in extremely poor taste… so it fit perfectly with the theme of the show and everyone on it. The video went viral, and after a big internet backlash, they’ve since pulled the video, cut the footage from the show, and issued a statement:
“What happened to “Snooki” was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context to not show the severity of this act or the resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air “Snooki” being physically punched in next week’s episode.”
The network said the episode will still make clear what events happened that night and plans to air a message at the end of the show listing available resources for those in abusive relationships.
Yes, because nothing will make a woman in an abusive relationship finally seek help like seeing some ho bag cockblocker getting punched in the face in a night club. This wasn’t domestic violence. This was a club fight between douche bags.
And this is where I throw gas on the fire.:
The idea that women are not responsible for their own actions, simply because they are women, bothers me. I’m not necessarily of the mind that you should never, ever hit a woman. If someone physically attacks you, you have the right to defend yourself, regardless of what’s between your legs. Now, as far as I know, Snooki didn’t physically attack the guy, so he had no right to physically retaliate, and regardless of what she said, I think it’s cowardly and douchey to suckerpunch someone that much smaller than you in the face, whether they’re male or female. Don’t misunderstand me on that point.
But Snooki is a bitch. She was yelling at some random guy in a club, with her face and her hands inches from his face, yelling god know’s what. It’s incredibly stupid to bitch out some random, drunk, pride-fueled douche in a club on the Jersey shore. No one with a penis would ever do it unless they wanted to get punched, so does having a vagina give Snooki an automatic get out of jail free card?
Like I said, I’ve watched episodes of the show in the past, and the guys from this show have punched out random guys in night clubs for talking much less trash than Snooki does, and everyone seems to think that’s okay, because it was a guy punching a guy.
If Snooki had been a man, wouldn’t this just have been another guido club fight? What if she had been a very small man? Is our aversion to this about size, or about gender? And is she entirely innocent in this, or should she take some responsibility for her role in this incident?
I’m putting on my asbestos underwear now. Flame away.
Miley Cyrus was seen making out in the streets of Paris with the guy who is undeniably her boyfriend, actor Liam Hemsworth. The two spent the summer filming The Last Song together and rumors of their relationship really started heating up once it was reported that Miley was seen making out with him before his flight home to Australia after they wrapped. He was also the reason she shut down her Twitter page. I know she denied that, but let’s get real. They make a cute couple, I think.
Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar welcomed baby number 19 last night, a girl named Josie Brooklyn. Wow. I was hoping for a much crazier “J” name. “Josie Brooklyn” is actually kind of hip. They sure have come up with some good ones in the past, though (Jinger is probably my favorite.) She weighs in at a very dainty 1 pound, 6 ounces, which for the record, is smaller than my chihuahua was when I got him. Currently Josie is in stable condition, but is in the intensive-care unit for safety.
If you’ll remember from last week, Michelle was actually afraid she was going to go in to labor even sooner and had to put off surgery for gallstone issues until after the birth. She was given medication that helped hold her over for a couple days, but Josie was ready to be born.
The Duggar family is always a controversial topic on here. I respect their rights, but I don’t understand their lifestyle. Also, if Michelle can no longer healthily carry her babies, it’s probably time for her to call it quits. I think she’s had enough.
It’s definitely a pretty well known fact that Kate Hudson made Owen Wilson attempt suicide is dating New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez, but last night on Letterman she dodged all of questions about their relationship and instead, just giggled. It was kind of adorable and as Letterman pointed out, she seemed exactly like her mother.
Eventually the clip starts to get awkward as Kate refuses to directly answer any of Dave’s questions. He starts to seem like her nagging uncle who wants to know about her love life and she starts to just seem… a little annoying? She spent the summer being photographed with A-Rod and attending every Yankee game and she can’t just say “Yeah, he’s my boyfriend?”
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