A super pregnant Kourtney was spotted at lunch with her fiance Scott Disick on Friday afternoon in L.A.

I thought Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant, like, a week ago. How is she already this big? TV timelines have got me all messed up. Kourtney is actually due sometime in late December.

In most of the pics, she looks pretty annoyed and uncomfortable. And that makes me happy. As a woman whose sister had the first grandkid in the family, I get some kind of vindictive satisfaction out of pregnant women looking miserable. Yeah, I have issues.

After 30 years out of the spotlight, it’s been a busy couple of weeks for the cast of Family Ties. Last week, Mama Keaton, Meredith Baxter Birney, came out on the Today Show. This week, Brian Bonsall, who played Andy on the show, was arrested for repeatedly beating a “friend” in the head with a broken stool.

Brian Bonsall, 28, could face between two to six years in prison if convicted of the second-degree assault charge that prosecutors filed Friday. Police arrested Bonsall last week and he’s being held on $7,500 bail in Boulder.

Police say Bonsall was also wanted on a warrant for missing a court hearing in 2007 on suspicion of violating bond conditions on another case. In that case, he had been sentenced to two years of probation for assaulting his girlfriend.

I don’t ever write posts where I talk about how much  I hate Celebrity Girl X because she’s dating Celebrity Guy B, because I don’t EVER feel that way… Until now.

Emily Blunt spent her Saturday strolling around NYC, arm in arm with John Krasinski. Now, I have never met John Krasinski, and probably never will. And since I don’t know him, it’s impossible to like him. But that doesn’t stop me from feeling jealous of a relationship that has nothing to do with me between two people I’ve never met. Is that insane?

To be clear, it’s not prickly girl-on-girl hate I’m feeling. It’s just pure, unadulterated ENVY. I happen to think Emily Blunt is absolutely adorable, and she just happens to be dating one of the two celebrity guys I have a crush on. The fact that they both dress like normal, stylish people while strolling around Chelsea and hailing cabs just makes me like them even more.

Yo John, come to my Christmas party tonight. You can bring the Blunts.

Beet sometimes writes slightly tongue-in-cheek posts like this that show celebs doing everyday things like going to the grocery store, or taking their kids to pick out Christmas trees.

But what Josh Duhamel “picked” out in his car today is just as perfect an example of celebrity humanity as any.

Taylor Swift showed up at Z100′s Jingle Ball last night in Madison Square Garden, rockin her usual curly do’. As many of you correctly surmised, the straight look she was spotted in recently was just a wig.

Like many of you, I much prefer the ringlets. But I wouldn’t mind seeing Taylor go straight every now and then. Those limp locks were kind of hot.

In a statement posted late last night to Tiger Woods’ personal website, the golfer admitted his infidelity and announced that he is taking an break from golf, indefinitely.

I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding.

What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

And that concludes the Tiger Woods posts for this weekend.