Last week I told you guys that Gisele Bundchen gave birth to the baby that she and Tom Brady were expecting, but there weren’t many details to report. A week later, it’s pretty much the same deal. Tom’s been so busy that the couple hasn’t even taken the time to name the baby. There is a very handsome, nameless baby boy out there somewhere, you guys.

According to Tom, the couple had a name picked out for their son, but after the birth Gisele decided she wasn’t crazy about what they’d chosen. Right now they’re batting around names, probably via text message because of Tom’s packed schedule. “She makes all these decisions,” Tom said in an interview with WEEI Sports Radio, “I haven’t been home all week. We have about seven or eight choices. I have got to be home for more than just two-three hours so we can talk about it.”

Yeah, Tom. Just whenever you want to get around to it. Your partner is a first-time mother and she’s hanging out with the baby and probably some nanny in a Back Bay brownstone or something while you’re lifting weights and throwing balls around on a bunch of grass. Whenever you manage to carve a little time out to name your child, that would be great. Don’t stress. Either she’ll handle it or you’ll figure it out when it works for you. It’s not a big deal or anything.

It turns out that living with Courtney Love is just as horrible as you’d expect because her daughter Frances Bean Cobain had legally cut the cord. According to court documents obtained by TMZ, Frances is now being looked after by a court-appointed legal guardian and her mother now has no control of her daughter’s finances or personal life. TMZ noted that Frances’ new guardians have no power over the Cobain estate that she was left when her father died. Another sad detail? Courtney didn’t even bother to show up to the court proceedings.

These cases really only come up when the current guardian is unfit to parent, and it’s widely known that Courtney Love has many issues to sort out. Frances is 17, less than a year outside of being a legal adult, and she’s been living with Courtney her entire life. Whatever happened between the two of them must have been pretty significant, as Courtney’s ability to raise a child has been called in to question Frances’ entire life.

So when I first saw this picture I was all “Oh, wow! Britney Spears looks really good!” and then I took a moment and realized that she would have had to get work done to get her face looking this youthful again. And then I read that it was Taylor Momsen. And then my soul cried.

The sixteen year old was photographed walking to work today, not on the corner, but the set of Gossip Girl. This is how she dresses before she gets to set? The energy that this girl must have is insane. Who wakes up and puts on a garter and a miniskirt? As much as her age makes this look completely not OK, it could really only be a sixteen year old who would have it in them to put in this kind of effort before 8 AM. Bless that child.

Oh, jeez! Look who’s back! It’s my favorite drunken party skank, Tara Reid and she’s on the cover of Playboy!

The completely unemployable actress has had a really rough go the last couple of years between dealing with what was clearly a substance abuse problem and a series of botched plastic surgeries that left her body looking like shrink-wrapped cottage cheese stapled to the inside of a leather purse. She’s undergone more surgeries to remove a lot of the scarring that she experienced and now she’s showing off her goods in a nudie mag so we all know that she’s “back in action” or something. Tara (now 34 years old! Can you believe it? Time flies!) told a New York radio station “That’s part of the reason why I did Playboy, to show people, ‘Right, look at me. This is how I look now.’”, referring to those horrible tummy tuck scars we all saw.

I wonder what the other reasons for doing Playboy were. Perhaps the fact that it was her only paying gig since a club appearance in New Mexico or a straight to DVD film? Perhaps because there really was nothing to say about the woman that hasn’t already been said and she wanted to offer up a new angle for the press? Dare I say “art”?

Wow! What a crazy, magical nine months it’s been! I can hardly believe that I’m reporting the news to you that Kourtney Kardashian has finally given birth to her little Prince of Calabasas, Mason Dash Disick. Yeah, Dash. You know, as in the name of her clothing boutique or the second syllable of her last name.

I don’t want to call her dumb. I am trying hard not to call her dumb. I feel like I’ve heard her say intelligent things before. Molls, even if it kills you, do not call the new mother dumb. You’ll feel bad about it for the rest of the day.

Here’s what I don’t understand: What is the deal with her and this Scott dude? They were dating for awhile, they broke up, they kept hooking up after they were broken up, she got pregnant and now they can make it work? I say if you’re going to have a baby with a man you don’t want to marry and you’re wealthy, then just go balls-out and do it yourself. I seriously doubt this clown is going to be around past the child’s second birthday, so why live under what seems like a pressured situation to have a “normal” family? He looks like a sponge and if he’s already been dumped once, way before there was another human life involved, then it’s going to happen again.

I was wondering on Friday “When do I get to start writing stories about how all the companies who pay Tiger Woods to endorse them will start firing him and then he’ll really be screwed?” Well, Happy Freakin’ Monday! It’s happened! Some international consulting firm that was working with Tiger has officially decided to end their relationship with him in light of the fact that he’s a cheating bastard.

From People.com:

“After careful consideration and analysis, the company has determined that he is no longer the right representative for its advertising,” Accenture, which claimed $23.3 billion in revenue the last fiscal year, said in a statement on Sunday.

“We are disappointed but respect their decision. That is all I have to say to you,” Mark Steinberg, an agent for Woods, wrote in an e-mail to the Wall Street Journal.

Accenture may not seem like a big deal (I don’t think I’ve ever heard of it) compared to say, Nike, but Tiger Woods makes a really solid living off of endorsements and Accenture was definitely one of his bigger ones. Last year he pulled in over 110 million dollars, just in endorsement deals.

So far most of his work relationships haven’t been effected by the news of his chronic infidelity. Nike, Electronic Arts and Gatorade are all standing behind Tiger 100% and said they will continue to support their friend. However, two other big guys, AT&T and Gilette have started to “downplay” their connection to Tiger, which is a sign that once their current contracts run out, he’s not getting picked up again.

What does this mean in the long run for Tiger? Probably not too much. If three of his largest endorsement deals are with companies that have come out to publicly support him, then he’ll probably continue to get paid by them. However, when someone gets fired from an endorsement deal, that never sits well with the big wigs at other companies. While he might be all set cash-wise, he probably wont be picking up any new work this year. Just like the rest of us.