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Bradley Cooper went to pick up his pooch in LA today (yup, it’s raining) and it looks like SOMEBODY needs to get some new pants. Also, are we in agreement that he probably was going commando? Wouldn’t boxers or briefs cover his crack enough for this not to happen? Does Bradley Cooper freeball in corduroys? Do you think he’s normally the kind of dude who goes sans underwear, or do you think maybe he just woke up late and threw on some slacks and didn’t bother to put on underwear? This adds a new dimension to Bradley Cooper, for sure. Let’s discuss.

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Remember on Saved by the Bell when Zach and Kelly would kiss, everyone in the “audience” would be like “WoooooOoOoOOoOOooooo!” They did it on Family Matters, too. It was a very 90s sitcom thing to do. Anyway, that’s what I’ve been doing every time I’ve looked at this photo of Rosie O’Donnell and her new lady friend holding hands in Miami. It’s a blast and completely hilarious, trust me.

Rosie has been split up with her wife of five years, Kelli Carpenter, split back in October. Is this a rebound for Rosie, who has four adopted children with Kelli, or maybe something more serious? I’m assuming since we don’t even have an ID on this woman yet that it’s probably not official, but it’s nice to see that Rosie is back in the game.

I’m not sure if I understand Kristen Stewart or not. I am looking forward to seeing The Runaways, but I might eat a gun if I have to hear the word “Twilight” used in another sentence. I have no opinion on her acting, but I trust people when they say that she’s not particularly good at it. I find her public persona to be both insulting and endearing. Yes, she’s surprised by her fame and she doesn’t seem to care for it at all… yet she’s not this great actress so I have a hard time believing that she’s only in it for the art. Gawd! This is so confusing!

Where’s this coming from? Kristen just did an interview with Fabulous Magazine and said the following about her fame, “Nothing about being a celebrity is desirable. I’m an actor. It’s bizarre to me that everyone is so obsessive.” Is it me, or does that sound a little clueless and unappreciative? Like when musicians write songs about how hard it is being famous? Of course your average American can assume that it’s a pain in the ass to be followed around with cameras and have teens in the middle of nowhere know your favorite color, but HELL-O! You get to be a celebrity and work in one of the most difficult professions to break in to! At least put a smile on your face and fake it like everyone else, Kristen!

She also goes on to say, “Girls are scary. They covet Rob. I think half of them must hate me.” Ugh. I’ll spare you the rant on how calling girls “scary” is probably way more damaging to her rep than dating her co-star, but trust me, I’ve got one.

What do we think about this? I’m torn on how to feel about this chick. Part of me understands what she’s saying and admires her honesty, but the other part of me thinks is crazy amounts of unprofessional/ungrateful to act so nonplussed.

Sean “Moisturize My Situation” Combs is doing many party goers in New York and Las Vegas a major solid this year by giving them the ultimate gift: the freedom to party down as hard as they want to. How so? The rap mogul is providing transportation as part of his Safe Rides program, handing out thousands of free subway passes and taxi vouchers so that landing a designated driver isn’t a problem.

Diddy said in a statement, “New York stands as the world’s icon for a New Year’s Eve celebration and Las Vegas is the biggest party destination in the country. By bringing this program to both of these great cities we will continue to show the rest of the country that a sophisticated holiday celebration doesn’t end when the ball drops, but when everyone gets home safely.” I think that’s just about the classiest thing I’ve ever heard. “Sophisticated holiday celebrations” include splitting a handle of whiskey with six other people and eating a pan of pot brownies, right?

This kind of giving back isn’t completely uncommon in the world of celebrities, but if Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or any of the other DUI queens who have the money to provide a similar service to the public did the same, it would show that they’ve learned their lessons and want to make sure other people don’t make their mistakes. Just a thought. Hey, LAPD! You reading this? You should make all the celebrities who get DUIs provide free transportation nights. They’ll learn their lesson, people can go get crunk and then get home safely. It’s a win-win.

Just when you thought the last bits of the best Woods goss had trickled downhill like its twin brother, shit.

Site administrators for the official Tiger Woods website have finally had their fair share of insults, slurs and PEOPLE WHO TYPE LIKE THIS IN ORDER TO CONVEY THEIR DISDAIN FOR SOMETHING. The comments forum has, just like the golf phenom’s work/life balance, taken an indefinite hiatus.  The fallen Fabian of golf, if you’ve been under a rock for the past four weeks, was accused of infidelity and his banging-hot wife has left his sorry, syphilis-ridden ass.

The wife’s departure was not the only cash cow he lost: several okay, all lucrative endorsements have gone out the window, too.  Probably the same window that his busted ass was allegedly pulled from.

I have no pity whatsoever for this ricockulous excuse for a man.

So sad.  What am I going to read my daughter before bed, now?

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