Dec 19, 2009 at 03:10 am by Evil Beet

Tiger Woods

I just checked my list of Twitter followers, and I’m being followed by E! Online’s latest Twitter creation, the @TigerGossip, the latest and greatest way for you to watch Tiger’s entire life plummet like a golf ball hit into a water trap. (Was that good? I don’t really do golph analogies.)

I don’t know if the world is ending or if this is actually kind of a really good idea on E!’s part.

What I do know?

Homeboy just lost his Tag Heuer sponsorship deal, after Accenture, Gillette and Gatorade also bid him adieu. So his career is totally over forever until we all fall in love with his comeback in six months. By then, E! will have shut down this Twitter account in order to focus more resources on the @NoahCyrusHerpes account.

Dec 19, 2009 at 01:49 am by Evil Beet

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Dec 18, 2009 at 11:47 pm by Evil Beet

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I COMPLETELY AGREE.

You guys absolutely must read the piece Sex Rehab cast member Duncan Roy wrote at The Daily Beast. It was no surprise to me that he shuns Dr. Drew and the entire “televised rehab” process. I’ve talked more than once about my enormous distaste for Dr. Drew Pinsky, whom I believe exploits addicts at their most vulnerable time to create fame and fortune for himself. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Fame is an addiction, one that is every bit as destructive to most of these people as their relationships with drugs, alcohol or sex. Dr. Drew wouldn’t treat someone for their alcoholism by encouraging them to smoke marijuana every night, and he shouldn’t be treating Z-list celebrities for their alcoholism by offering them a television show. It’s unethical and it disgusts me. It’s one thing to do when you’re an asshole Hollywood producer, and another thing entirely to do under the guise of being a medical doctor who took the Hippocratic oath. UGH. Okay, rant over. Here’s a snippet from Duncan’s piece:

Our primary care givers were Dr. Drew and sex therapist Jill Vermeire. My first meeting with either of them happened the evening of the first day of treatment. Jill was telegenic, slightly tattooed, and her breasts fit snugly in duchess satin shifts. Drew was ruggedly handsome and built—a gray fox. It was immediately apparent that while Drew may be an astounding drug and alcohol specialist, he knows very little, or anything, about the precise science of sex addiction. More disturbingly, he does not believe in God, which is a fundamental prerequisite to any 12-step program. (He admitted to me that he is an atheist.)

In the U.S., doctors enjoy a cultural omnipotence, a perception that they do nothing to disabuse. Drew’s role as America’s kindly uncle masks Dr. Omnipotent superhero! He would recycle Jill’s lines when he began to founder—and in the edited broadcasts, we see her thoughts and insights come out of Drew’s mouth. It comes as no surprise that Drew writes about narcissism because he genuinely wrestles with his own.

In fairness, Duncan does admit that he received quality therapy on the show — from every therapist other than Dr. Drew. But he makes some interesting revelations on the show — that all of the women were porn stars “discovered” by the same enterprising, “reptilian” Hollywood manager, that Kari Ann Peniche (from the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart sex tape) failed every one of her drug tests and was allowed to remain in the house, and that one of key therapists that he signed on to work with wasn’t even that involved with the show by the end:

They persuaded me to meet Dr. John Sealy, one of the most important sex therapists in California who was affiliated with the show and would also be occasionally treating the cast members and act as the show consultant. I liked and trusted him, but again I said no to the producers. Interestingly, during that meeting Sealy confided in me that the producers of Sex Rehab had very different intentions from his. He genuinely wanted to shine a light into the shaming world of sex addiction, while Irwin Entertainment seemed hellbent on drama and titillation. (As it turned out, Sealy’s involvement on the show was minimal because he was awkward in front of the cameras, and not nearly as televisual as reality TV demands.)

Argh. I cannot sigh audibly enough over all this. I find the entire suite of Dr. Drew’s VH1 shows utterly unwatchable, because they make me so angry. It’s one thing to fuck with people’s lives when they come to you looking to do anything for fame, and it’s another entirely when they come to you looking for help and you know, as a doctor, that they need it.

Dec 18, 2009 at 01:09 pm by Molls

Birthday Party for Katie Holmes

Cameron Diaz was flirting her face off with some dude last night at Katie Holmes’ 31st birthday party in Seville and the paparazzi caught some really low-quality photos of it. TomKat (can we still say stuff like that?) were in town with Connor, Isabella and Suri while Tom was filming Knight & Day with Cameron. The Holmes-Cruise fam left last night to head back to the states after the party, but Cameron decided to hang back and chill in Spain for a little bit. I don’t know guys, from the looks of these pictures, she’s cruising for a little bit of a European fling. Maybe she’s feeling like that chick in that movie Under The Tuscan Sun? I never saw that movie, but I remember the trailer and I got the jist. What if Cameron Diaz and that dude fall in lust and have a crazy four and a half month affair that’s completely driven by their sexual desires and ends when they realize that they don’t really have much in common, it’s was just one of those weird physical chemistry things? That’d be pretty deep. I’d allow that.

Dec 18, 2009 at 12:42 pm by Molls

Tiger Woods

You’d think that getting caught with over a dozen mistresses would be a sure sign that your ass is about to get dumped, but I guess if your ego is as inflated as Tiger Woods’ you might not come to that conclusion. While there are rumors circulating that Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren is planning on going through with a divorce, sources close to Tiger say that he’s still hopeful that they can salvage their relationship and is doing everything in his power to keep her in his life.

I’m not a relationship expert, but I would think that not sleeping around behind your wife’s back would be the best way to keep her around. Probably even better than buckets of hush money, but maybe I’m just a romantic. At this point I think that the couple is so beyond any chance of forgiveness that Tiger should really just concentrate on making sure that his wife is financially and emotionally as comfortable as possible and then eff off. Let her be, Tiger. You’ve done enough.

Dec 18, 2009 at 11:29 am by Molls

Shane Sparks

Shane Sparks, who you may recognize as a judge on America’s Best Dance Crew or as a choreographer for So You Think You Can Dance? was arrested in LA for nine counts of child molestation. The alleged crimes have been taking place since 1994 and the details are, as you would expect, grim.

From TMZ:

The criminal complaint — filed by the L.A. County District Attorney’s office — lists 9 incidents of alleged molestation with an underage girl.

The lewd acts include oral copulation and other acts “with the intent of arousing, appealing to, and gratifying the lust, passions, and sexual desires of the defendant, who was at least 10 years older than [the victim].”

And Sparks’ isn’t the only So You Think You Can Dance? employee in trouble of this nature. His co-star Alex Da Silva was arrested on rape charges earlier this year. Details on Sparks’ case are still minimal, but I will update you as they are released. I’m sure we won’t hear much but the verdict as obviously the victim is underage.

Who knew the world of competitive dance was so scandalous. I mean, I saw Center Stage, but I guess I’ll have to watch the bonus features because the part where they all got diddled was completely left out.