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Brown Me Crazy, One More Time

britney-goes-brown-again-goes-crazyThe bitch is back and she’s brown again.

Previous psychological studies have pegged Brit-Brit batshit whenever she goes back to her traditional brown locks and here we are again: the threshold of barmy, the cusp of doom.

I fully expect a report regarding a check-in and check-out of rehab, a stringy pink wig, stubbled vagina, a thirteen-hour remarriage to Fatterline (I personally prefer “Feed-her-lines”) and more cheesy, spontaneous tattoos by the end of the week.

Team Crazy Britney fo’ eva!

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  • Didn’t she dye it dark brown during her tour? She didn’t go crazy then, did she? Or did I miss something.
    But, yeah. It still worries me.

  • Again!?!?!? *sigh* I really wish she would stick with one color or shave it off again. That poor hair has got to be fried. I prefer her blond HEALTHY looking hair from way back when-but I guess those days are long gone.

  • CrazyBritney lost custody of her children, the most important things in her life.

    Someone’s mental state is not for your amusement. Rude.

    And she died her hair brown in June during the second leg of her circus tour. She didn’t go crazy. Shut up.

    • Maybe if she had behaved like a responsible adult and mother instead of drugging it up in hotel rooms with Howie Day, she’d have kept custody of her kids. Her mental state is not her fault but the neglect of the children damn sure is.

      • You try having a clear mind when you suffer from a nervous breakdown.

        She neglected her kids then because she couldn’t think straight. Look at her relationship with them now. They’re her life and joy