Dec 26, 2009 at 12:38 am by Evil Beet

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34 Responses to “Avril Lavigne and Her New Man”

  1. Merc says:

    What are you doing posting on Christmas Beet?
    Guess I’m not the only one who managed to escape “beloved” family for a bit.

    ps. I HAD NO IDEA AVRIL WAS DIVORCED!!! When did this happen? How did I not see it in the news?
    I’m kind of glad- she was so young and seemed like she had so much going for her, it was so weird that she decided to throw all that away and become a boring married person at that age.

  2. Kit-Kat says:

    I know this is a gossip site.. But you can be SO rude sometimes Beet.

    Maybe I’m just sensitive today, but honestly.. Going into detail of how ugly someone is.. is just ridiculous. Not to mention that she should bang models after to get it out of her system? Come on Beet..

  3. Helena says:

    OMG, in the first picture it looks like she has a baby bumb! hard to tell on the other photos but her legs are also looking a little bit bigger then usual.. or is it just me?

    • magpie says:

      I thought the same thing! I thought I was just used to seeing her as a twiggy teen idol, but she has a certain plumpy preggy look to her…

  4. blah says:

    I’m sorry, but I laughed my ass off when you said how unattractive he is.

  5. simon fc says:

    Well she’s not so hot herself is she?

  6. Reno says:

    EB, you are SOOOOOO my favorite writer on here….don’t ever leave us again! It is so nice to read correctly spelled postings on here for a change. LOVE BEET!!!!!!

  7. Meryl says:

    Sorry Beet but I hate your taste in men (Look wise). That guy she’s with is not cute!

  8. Anonymous says:

    Does Avril even matter anymore?

  9. sue says:

    yes she does, can’t wait for her 4th album in March!

  10. A-2 says:

    Did the Evil Beet corporate jet crash into the side of a mountain? Where the fuck is everyone? Holidays or not, approx. 36 hrs. without a damn word! This site is a fucking joke, but I like screwing with everyone so that is why I keep coming back.

  11. A-2 says:

    Approx. 41 hours now. WTF!

    • Dlisted Lover says:

      Go to dlisted.com! Super funny and he updates a lot. I have been converted.

      • LNa says:

        I know! I keep coming to look and there is still that Avril story at the top. Where are the writers???? I think I’ll go check out dlisted.com.

      • lethermank says:

        Calm down. Theysaid days ago that they wouldn’t be posting during the long weekend, or would post infrequently.

  12. Scout says:

    LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOU!?!?!?!?!?!

    The Shiny-Vaseline-Face-Photo-Monster is making fun of someone else’s non-photogenic ways?!?!?

  13. Ariana says:

    Slap a stache on that guy and he is GÜNTHER.

  14. kellogg says:

    I think someone should stage an intervention when you marry someone whose first name uses consonants in place of vowels.

    Although I have tried, albeit in 7th grade, to sensationalize “Kelly” into something more fun, really? Deryck? Is the c silent? This plagued me from the beginning of their marriage and told my friends there was no way this could last.

    Still, Av is not doing herself or her image any favors by hanging out with the likes of Greasy Bear and now whoever this bloated Giovanni Ribisi look-alike is.

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