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What Does It Cost to Party with the Jersey Shore Kids?

How much do you think these crazy assholes charge for appearance fees?

It’s not the same for all of them, I’ll tell you that. But it might not be what you expect.

Summon up some reasonable estimates in your head, and then find the real answer after the jump.

Here ya go:

“We get the most requests for Mike (aka The Situation) and Pauly D,” Michael Schweiger of CEG Talent told me. “They’re $7,500 per person.”

To boot, that fee doesn’t include their hotel rooms, as well as air and ground transportation costs, which also need to be covered by the requester.

And they’re not just being asked to show up at clubs and parties, either. Schweiger says just last week, one girl requested to have Pauly D walk her down the aisle at her wedding. No word on whether the DJ with the overgelled hair will say ‘I do’ to that offer, but she offered “loads of money,” according to Schweiger.

If you’re on a budget, there’s cheaper castmembers you might be able to afford…

Snooki’s asking fee is only $2,000 plus transportation, according to Neon Entertainment.

Secondary players like Ronnie and Vinnie are about $3,500 per person, while Jenni “J-Woww” is around $5,000.

“We’re starting to see a lot more requests for Jenni,” Schweiger tells me.

WTF?? If Snooki is only charging $2000, she needs to get herself some new management. That girl should be charging more than any of those stupid guys. She’s had the most buzz by far. Get yourself new representation, Snooki! Don’t be a ditz about cashing in on this shit! It’s the most money you’ll ever have the chance to make in your entire life. Do this right.

45 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Uh yeah, I don’t think they should be charging people money, the people should be charging them for their dumbass-ness.

  • This is very bad. The reality show situation has reached an all time low. I think the year 2009 is proof enough.

  • What kind of bride wants a reality TV star to walk her down the aisle, instead of someone, you know, who actually knows her?

  • I have yet to see this show. Is Snooki an Oompa Loompa or something? She looks like a little orange dwarf to me.

  • @ Anonymous 3.29am
    Idiot, none of these cretins are from New Jersey, they are all from New York. They only wish they were from Jersey!

  • Wow. My first thought was “Who would ever pay one of these dingbats to show up at a party?” My second thought was “Ronnie and Vinnie charge more thank Snooki?!?!?!” How? I agree, Beet, she needs new management.

  • Dear Anonymous December 22, 2009 at 3:52 am:

    It’s the holiday season, no need for name calling.
    I don’t give a rat’s ass where these folks come from-it takes place at the Jersey shore-does it not?

    “They only wish they were from Jersey!” Who the hell wishes they were from New Jersey? It’s the armpit of America. Though it does sound like you hail from The Garden State, I’m guessing South Jersey- so what exit?

    • Actually, 99% of New Jersey smells pretty damn good. Actually, it smells like crops and plant-like things because that’s what we are: The Garden State. We grow a shitload of stuff. Just stay out of Newark, Jersey City and Camden. I promise you’ll like the rest of Jersey.

      • I’ve been through Jersey and the whole STATE smells like ass. And you should REALLY do something about your roads, while we’re at it.

    • Agreed, NJ pretty much wreaks. Every time I have the misfortune to drive through the Turnpike, I start asking myself why I am torturing myself in this way again. And the smell literally starts once you get on the Turnpike. But alas, everyone from Jersey swears they are from the “nice part” of Jersey, as if such a thing even exists. In a lot of ways, Jersey shore is the best thing to have ever happened to that state.

    • i heard zach brat or brack or whatever his name is, the guy from scrubs, was all pissed off cause he’s from nj and tries to make it look good with movies like garden state and then these kids come along and ruin any good reputation it had. they give it a really bad name/image/show.

  • DAMN this shit is whack. these kids, “guidos and guidettes” (haha!) all have the same skin, hair, clothes, voice, attitude, ancestry and propensity to alcoholism. like, they’re all the same and they’re all over the beach, does it really matter which one(s)?

  • They need to put these kids on an Island and blow it up…I cant believe how dumb this show is…I watched it last night for the first time and the funniest part was when that guy fought a girl…Man they suck

  • This makes New Jersey residents really pissed off. I’m from New Jersey, the Jersey Shore to be honest. And no one but the guitos and guitettes are like that. Everyone is chill, no one shaves their chest and is in the gym twice a day. NJ gets such a bad rep from this show. REAL NJ people are actually pretty cool.

  • Why would anyone pay anything to see these idiots. You can go to the Jersey Shore and see thousands just like ’em for free.

  • oh man u have no clue how good Snooki can suck cock! The bitch must have been trained from birth on how to take a cock down her throat while always keeping her tongue out licking the balls! Shes a fuckin pro!