Comments on: Quotables

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 01:47:13 +0000

If wanting to smell like someone’s asshole makes one a “perfumista”, then count me out.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:40:18 +0000

I’m sure your just fucking gorgeous

By: Whit

Whit — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 13:18:07 +0000

Ew. Icky!

By: Plumcake

Plumcake — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:39:16 +0000

Ah, herein lies the difference between perfumistas and the people who just “want to smell clean”. People who know about fragrance understand what she’s talking about. It’s like Jacques Guerlain, who made some of the most famous classical fragrances of all time –Shalimar to name one– once said. He wanted his perfumes to smell like all three holes of the underside of his mistress.

SJP gets major credit for having one of the only interesting celebrity perfume lines out there –the other is Alan Cumming’s who was designed by legendary nose Christopher Brosius– I think it’s just a lack of knowledge and vocabulary.

By: BabyDog

BabyDog — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:32:30 +0000

She could combine her two favorite scents-shitty diapers and B.O. and name it Ew Doo Nick Nolte.

By: Zofia

Zofia — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:14:08 +0000

No one else gets turned on by a good sweaty scent? Someone clean? You all must eat a lot of onion, garlic, meat and spice.

You both shower, have sex; THAT SMELL that smells fucking good.

Sweaty, unwashed, layers of bad B.O. is foul.

Get with the program people: so uptight! Anyway this has already been done by some gay dude years ago…look it up.

Also look up comme de garcons : they sell perfume based on BURNT RUBBER or LIGHTBULB etc.

By: CrabtownUSA

CrabtownUSA — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:29:35 +0000

Oh yeah, I know she likes “off smells.” That’s why she is stabled with all the other horses….oooh get me a bucket of oats Wilbur!!!! Neeeigh!!!

What an ugly horse of a woman(?)!

By: BeetCzar

BeetCzar — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:21:31 +0000

I wonder if that genius ran that marketing strategy by all the $$ people that developed her odor?

By: Jamie

Jamie — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:45:09 +0000

i don’t think she means sweat, just that natural kind of scent a person has.. you knowm, like musk. hmm..

By: Alzaetia

Alzaetia — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:36:09 +0000

You’re not thinking of the possibilities here, Molls. Once this stuff hits the market, if you don’t have time for a shower one day you can just say,
“Oh, yeah. It’s SJP’s new fragrance. Isn’t it great?”

By: DanTheMan

DanTheMan — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:11:31 +0000

Good stuff, Molls.

By: LOLs

LOLs — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:54:14 +0000

Molls you are hilarious!