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Russell Brand in a Spaghetti Strap Tank Top

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Russell Brand started the week out in pink socks, moved quickly on to short shorts and now he’s wearing my sixth grade BFF’s favorite tank top. I have to stop looking at photos of Russell Brand. I’m 100% positive that he’s just fucking with us now and I won’t be played like that! You hear me Russell? I don’t care if you kiss your famous girlfriend good-bye dressed like a teenage girl and then go hang out with your motorcyclist friend. I don’t care a lot, anyway. I care a little bit.

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  • He’s always dressed weird like that, it’s just his style. Someone described it best as “he looks like a gay pirate”.

  • This whole thing reeks of Jim Carrey’s beach stroll in Jenny McCarthy’s famous bathing suit, like yesterday’s tuna sandwich.

  • This dude creeps me out. I think he has an overwhelming need to be talked about or to be the center of attention; good, bad or otherwise.

    It’s just annoying as hell to me when I see people like this pretend that they don’t want attention. I remember one time I went to Knotts Berry Farm (It was a school field trip over 15 years ago, don’t judge me:0) ) and saw this girl with flaming red spiked hair and crazy vampire makeup. I couldn’t stop staring at her and she got all pissy with me. It’s like, “Hey! You’re obviously making a statement (whatever that may be). You clearly want everyone to think you’re soooo different that you chose to go against the grain of what people think is normal dress and attire. By someone saying they can’t stand all the attention is just a total farse and attempts to make others feel uncomfortable for staring at the very independance and “fuck the establishment” type of attitude the person is trying to express.

    Whoa. Went on a rant there, sorry about that.

    Whatever, Russell’s a douche.

  • Reading about Wendie’s kids’ obsession with star wars is so much more entertaining than this horse shit. Thank God she got out in time