Dec 16, 2009 at 10:33 am by Molls

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen (it feels weird to write their names that way, but Ashley is standing on the left) fell in to familiar habits last night on the red carpet. The two came out to the NYC premiere of the film and walked the carpet together, something they don’t do quite so much anymore. Here’s what I think is interesting about the two of them, though. They always just like, stand really close to each other and smile. They kind of look like two koala bears in a gum tree or something. Why not a smile with teeth or a peace sign or whatever the hell celebrities do these days to seem normal and endearing?

27 Responses to “The Olsen Twins Stood Next to Each Other and Smiled Last Night”

  1. Diana says:

    I had to read it twice to realize… “two” not “to”

    *shakes head*

  2. Reno says:

    Spell check much?

  3. Riley says:

    But Mary Kate is on the left?

  4. Cacey says:

    I think the twin on the left is MK and the one on the right is Ashley. The clothes had me confused for a minute but the facial expressions give it away.

  5. yum says:

    Regardless of their age, I think they’ll always look like their playing dress-up.

  6. alice says:

    nice call on the Koalas…. I’m officially a fan.

  7. alice says:

    Nice call on the Koalas! I like your weird thinking.

  8. wierdbot says:

    Molls! That’s not quite accurate! Those koalas seem to have more charisma and I probably spent an extra 45 seconds staring at them than the rest of the hobo twins’ pictures combined.

  9. Hautie says:

    I am going to lay blame for this “style” on Patricia Fields.

    Had SJP not spent all those years on SATC looking like a tiny hobo, I seriously doubt these two tiny people would be still desperately trying to copy it.

    I am still holding out hope that the tiny Olsen’s will show up one day with a great haircut and nice blowout, wearing clothes that fit them correctly.

    For two people so desperate to be fashion Icons, why do they continue to dress so 1999? Do they not see the irony of all of it?

  10. Lee says:

    What I’d really like to know is why is one of them is holding a blue Trapper Keeper?

  11. Kirsty says:

    Mary-Kate is on the left Ashley is on the right.
    Sorry.

  12. Berit says:

    Ugh, they just keep getting uglier…

  13. Anonymous says:

    Mary Kate is definitely on the left

  14. anon says:

    I thought good writers actually had some integrity and stood by their work, instead of half-assing it.

    You’re not cute, and you sure as hell ain’t smart, Molly. Give it up already.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Both look extremly old

  16. Anonymous says:

    …What movie premiere were they attending? You said, “the two came out to the NYC premiere of the film,” but never mention what THE FILM actually is.

    • Anonymous says:

      Nine is “the film.” Unfortunate charades aspect of this post required readers to look at the picture for clues about “the film.”

  17. J says:

    Mary-Kate is definately the one on the left.

  18. Casey says:

    More importantly, Koalas are marsupials, not bears. I realise you Americans only get one of them (some kind of possum – I forget which) and we get almost all of them, but for Cliff’s sake. Marsupials. Look them up. They aren’t bears.

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