Dec 15, 2009 at 10:00 am by Molls

Probably one of my favorite things about Miley Cyrus is that she sings pop music, but performs it like she’s in some 80s metal band and if you don’t already know what I mean, check out this concert footage from one of her London shows.

The headbanging and hair swinging and jumping and cries of rage… it’s freakin’ hilarious. Is this something her father taught her? Did she pick this up watching a VH1 Countdown of the 100 Best Hairband Videos Ever or something? I can’t seem to make much sense of it because I’m sure her legions of tween fans would be a lot happier if she was just doing some Britney-esque dance routine complete with 12 anorexic back-up dancers than whatever the hell this is. And wasn’t all that metal/rock music from the 80s just funny because it was super apparent how messed up on booze and drugs most of those dudes were? This chick isn’t even old enough to drink, let alone get as fucked up as you’d need to be to think that looks cool.

I’m pretty sure that at :14 she’s just stretching her hamstrings.

32 Responses to “Miley Cyrus is Actually David Lee Roth”

  1. adair says:

    I hate to admit this.. but I’m starting to love Miley.. just a little.

  2. Roofie says:

    Her headbanging seemed so forced.

  3. mycatlovestv says:

    I prefer her riding the stripper pole (as disturbing as THAT was) than these moves.

    I wonder how she will play out in the long run. Will she be a business woman powerhouse like Madonna or will she go down the trail of ruin like so many do? Hope she is saving her bucks & investing well just in case!

  4. Anonymous says:

    She’s just keeping her back in shape for all those standing blow jobs at the family Christmas gathering.

  5. ed says:

    she LOVES the 80′s metal music more than any other type of music.
    she’s taked about it a lot.
    that’s why she mimics this I think

  6. Sheila says:

    I thought it looked like she was channeling (sp?) her inner-Alanis! That looked just like the way Alanis would stomp all around the stage.

    Poor kid has an identity crisis, I think. Disney owns her ass so hard she cant be the kind of “artist” she wants to be. It killed me a few weeks ago when in an interview, when asked “What Jay-Z song was on?”, she said she had no idea, she did not write the song nor did she know any of his songs. You would think that she would able to name drop someone she actually listens to in the damn song.

  7. Anonymous says:

    looks like shes trying to be the chick from paramore.

  8. GreyEyes says:

    Miley is such a dumb bitch.

  9. Anonymous says:

    …her sloooow brain hears and sees things in her performance that don’t exist. Raise by unsupervised TV for too long.

  10. tinatina says:

    Guys, watch this again. BUT PUT IT ON MUTE. HI-LAR-IOUS

  11. flouise says:

    god i cant stand her.period.PERIOD.

  12. MissLeeLoo says:

    OK, in the first 15 seconds she looks like wild horse trying to get away from sth really really scary… I dunno… that was just weird!

  13. Madison says:

    I’m just waiting for the moment she does the headbanging and falls forward from the momentum.

    • GreyEyes says:

      I’m waiting for the moment that she realizes she’s a poser. When she realizes that all the people she idolizes and is trying to be like hate her. No self respecting punk kid or rocker likes her and they never will. The rest of the music world hates her. I hope she figures that out soon.

  14. Erin says:

    That is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

  15. justme says:

    I just hate her:(

  16. Ethel says:

    Ah, come on Michael, your just jealous of all her energy.

  17. Anonymous says:

    funny shit!!!!!!
    damn i miss diamond dave…

  18. HappyGirrrl says:

    Try playing it with the sound off while screaming in a high pitched Miley voice, “There’s a bee in my hair! There’s a bee in my hair! Get it out geditout geditoutttt!!!!” LOL

  19. melissa says:

    there is just no way that a girl can be that active on stage and still sing…clearly she is chugging red bull and lipsyncing her heart out.
    GO MILEY! GO!

  20. Lee says:

    Sir, I knew hair bands. Hair bands were a friend of mine. You, Miley, are no hair band.

  21. SNK says:

    I’m offended that she actually believes she is pulling it off.

  22. Diana says:

    DEFINITELY stretching a hammy at 0:14 LOL!!!

  23. Evil Beet says:

    I honestly do love that she sings live at her concerts. I give her serious props for that.

  24. meohmy says:

    I think she is just rockin’ out. She is, unlike you molls… a star…….you on the other hand are a cunt. I will forever hate you for your jonbonet shirt.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Its like she’s got a click in her neck n is trying to get it out!

  26. Cosmo says:

    QUICK.. someone get a wooden spoon to hold down her tongue! The girl is having seizures!!

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