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Kourtney Kardashian’s Kid Kould be Koming Soon

Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick

A super pregnant Kourtney was spotted at lunch with her fiance Scott Disick on Friday afternoon in L.A.

I thought Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant, like, a week ago. How is she already this big? TV timelines have got me all messed up. Kourtney is actually due sometime in late December.

In most of the pics, she looks pretty annoyed and uncomfortable. And that makes me happy. As a woman whose sister had the first grandkid in the family, I get some kind of vindictive satisfaction out of pregnant women looking miserable. Yeah, I have issues.

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  • I’m with you, Kelly. I like an uncomfortable pregnant woman–they’re more honest. I HATE pregnant women who constantly want to tell you how much they “looooove being pregnant” with that doofy, dreamy look on their face. I’m always like, shut it, breeder! I have never had anything but a food baby inside me, but having seen a few friends go through the real deal, I am well aware that housing a watermelon-sized, moving, kicking being in your gut is NOT PLEASANT.

  • I’m really worried…I read that she doesn’t like children and even if she didn’t say that, given her other antics, she and scott should not be in charge of taking care of another human life.

  • Scott is hot. That said, K’s probably annoyed because she’s thinking, ‘OK, he did this to me, and here is all thin and stuff, while I’m waddling around looking like the Hindenburg and being photographed and there’s nothing I can do about it.’ And that’s totally justifiable.