Dec 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm by Kelly

Lindsay Lohan Smokes Topless in Bed (SFW version)

It’s been a while since I’ve written anything focusing on Lindsay Lohan, mostly because repeated exposure to her drunken antics, daddy problems, and dirty toenails starts to wear as thin as she is. The shit she’s been up to lately is still crazy, but because it’s Lindsay Lohan, I stopped caring. There are only so many cocaine jokes you can make before you feel snowed under.

But then, I saw these pics from her recent photo shoot with Muse magazine. And it all came flooding back. The general theme seems to be A) Smoking, B) Screwing, and C) Eating the upholstery.

The photographer said that Lindsay wasn’t trying to make the photo shoot “sensational” and was “okay with the nudity as long as it had artistic integrity.”

“When you see her nipple, it just happened in the moment. She was playing the role of Kate Moss — you’re at a party and you are with a guy you really love and another girl.”

Yeeeeeaaaaah.

I can’t post all the pics from the magazine because they’ve been going all over the internet today, forcing sites to take them down. But this recently-released video of the photo shoot is just as nip-tastic and classy. Nothing like enjoying a topless cigarette in bed after your threesome!

27 Responses to “Video of Lindsay’s Crack-Tastic Photo Shoot (NSFW)”

  1. Kelsey says:

    I really loved that video.

  2. Oxymoron says:

    I couldn’t even make it through that video. Her fifteen minutes are so over.

  3. Janem says:

    Now come, you gotta admit that that video was hot. Well edited, too.

  4. Carly says:

    Totally hot. Agreed.

    Looks like a more stylish version of my Friday night. lol.

  5. finchy says:

    The part where she is taking a dump in the tub is a little weird….

  6. Abby says:

    I thought that was fuckin sexy. She’s still got it.

  7. Ethel says:

    Well this is a long way from her Disney days. I definately see Vivid entertainment as her next employer.

  8. Anonymous says:

    ugh, I can only imagine how black her lungs are- at least here in the video, she looks sorta classy when she does her stupid nail biting pose because of the camera angles.

  9. missmorillo says:

    Hot Hot Hot Hot!!! I Love her

  10. A-2 says:

    She is so fucking disgusting. It would be like fucking an unbathed, meth addicted, malnourished, stinking, trailer park slut.

  11. Erin says:

    .. what on earth was that supposed to be?

  12. trixie says:

    i loved it!!!

  13. Robin says:

    Well, it’s clear she wasn’t trying to make it sensational.

  14. Anonymous says:

    wow, i’m suprised so many people enjoyed that shit. To me it looks like someone so un-educated, like someone who never ever read a book for example, someone who has no real passion for anything in life except trying to garner public attention and acceptance, ie Lindsay rolling around in front of the camera pretending to be kate moss. A person who has the fame lindsay wished she had.
    How vapid and unremarkable can one person be? Just ask lindsay. She’ll tell you all about it.
    I’m guessing in her next life she will come back as a chimp or something because by the looks of it this one will be a goner before she learns any real life lessons. Time to go back a very large step.

  15. ss land ahead says:

    wow, i’m suprised so many people enjoyed that shit. To me it looks like someone so un-educated, like someone who never ever read a book for example, someone who has no real passion for anything in life except trying to garner public attention and acceptance, ie Lindsay rolling around in front of the camera pretending to be kate moss. A person who has the fame lindsay wished she had.
    How vapid and unremarkable can one person be? Just ask lindsay. She’ll tell you all about it.
    I’m guessing in her next life she will come back as a chimp or something because by the looks of it this one will be a goner before she learns any real life lessons. Time to go back a very large step.

    • Chuck says:

      I think Lindsay will come back in her next life as a big rock of crack. Lusted after, then used and gone in a puff of smoke. Remembered as a nice buzz, then on to the next piece.-………….

  16. eww says:

    I think I just got chlamydia and lung cancer from watching that…

  17. C says:

    I see that it’s supposed to be sexy and stuff, but come on, since when was playing TIC TAC TOE ON SOMEONE’S BACK sexy?

  18. Anonymous says:

    I agree that it’s a sexy little piece. But what the hell is it supposed to be? Is it supposed to be a little clip of “film art”? Was there a plot? Or like, an idea? Nothing happened. It was just a project to try and make Lindsay look like she was still worth something — right? I mean, yes, she is sexy, in a sad sort of way…

  19. reki says:

    I don’t understand. It is sexy, yes, but what the hell is it supposed to be? An abstract collection of sexually intriguing film clips? Was anything supposed to happen? Like an idea or a plot? I don’t want to sound snotty. I just… what.

    • misscogito says:

      the title of this post is “video of lindsay’s photo shoot”

      • reki says:

        hah no I understand that. but as a series of photos, they feel like maybe they were supposed to have a story. i just don’t get the story. but maybe that’s my fault.

  20. misscogito says:

    a topless cigarette is a cigarette that’s not wearing a shirt, hee hee.

  21. MissLeeLoo says:

    Despite the disturbing nature of that video, I still think she’s a very beautiful girl!

  22. Anonymous says:

    Lindsay is on her way to the porn industry.

  23. Malen says:

    Loved it!

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