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11Insane Girl Envy

John Krasinski, Emily Blunt

I don’t ever write posts where I talk about how much  I hate Celebrity Girl X because she’s dating Celebrity Guy B, because I don’t EVER feel that way… Until now.

Emily Blunt spent her Saturday strolling around NYC, arm in arm with John Krasinski. Now, I have never met John Krasinski, and probably never will. And since I don’t know him, it’s impossible to like him. But that doesn’t stop me from feeling jealous of a relationship that has nothing to do with me between two people I’ve never met. Is that insane?

To be clear, it’s not prickly girl-on-girl hate I’m feeling. It’s just pure, unadulterated ENVY. I happen to think Emily Blunt is absolutely adorable, and she just happens to be dating one of the two celebrity guys I have a crush on. The fact that they both dress like normal, stylish people while strolling around Chelsea and hailing cabs just makes me like them even more.

Yo John, come to my Christmas party tonight. You can bring the Blunts.

December 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm by Kelly

11 Responses to “Insane Girl Envy”

  1. umm says:

    I think they’re engaged..

  2. wpolochick says:

    Definitely engaged. *sigh* He is so adorable!

  3. Anonymous says:

    Krasinksi is not that attractive. C’mon Kelly.

    • wpolochick says:

      It’s not even about how attractive he is. In all of his interviews he’s charming and kind, and his co stars and fans who’ve met him have nothing but great things to say about him. I would take him ANY day over asshole “hotties” like Josh Duhamel who cheat on their wives.

  4. Joy says:

    I feel the same way! Pure envy. I just hope there’s a few more John Krasinski-type guys out there for us too Kelly!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Bring the blunts…
    lmao

  6. Miss Malice says:

    Guy envy?
    Nah man boot envy. <3 Them

  7. Helga says:

    Soooooo with you…

  8. emily says:

    UGGGGGGGGggggggh. at least we have the same first name. (i think that’s creepy of me woops)

  9. Orly says:

    Kelly: Who is the other celebrity guy you have a crush on?

  10. Anonymous says:

    Fucking love John Krasinski. I don’t even care k, HATE ON ME, HATE ON ME

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