Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson are two of my favorite people on their own, but the idea of the two of them as a couple? Not so much. I suppose I’ll have to get used to the idea because E! News is reporting that the two are dating and that Jessica is “smitten” with Billy. Smitten, you say? That doesn’t sound like a word that real people use unless they are selling a story to a gossip rag, but whatever.
While it seems that the two may not have much in common, there’s actually quite a bit for them to talk about. For one, there’s the obvious musical connection and also? They’re both devout Christians. E! didn’t pick up on this or remember it, but since I read about Billy Corgan the way he reads about Jesus, I remember Jessica giving him a shoutout on her Twitter a few months back.
Maybe Billy Corgan is the nice Christian boy that Jessica Simpson’s been looking for?
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who the fuck is billy corgan?
ARE YOU KIDDING!?!?!?!!? HOW OLD ARE YOU!?!? I am DEVASTATED if today’s youth doesn’t know who Billy Corgan is. He’s only one of the most important musicians of my time. Lead singer of The Smashing Pumpkins. They animated him on the Simpsons. He’s huge. Huge. Send me an email, I’ll send you some music. I can’t allow for you to not know about the Smashing Pumpkins.
I’m going to change your life. Seriously. Email me.
Seriously, email Molls. You NEED to know The Smashing Pumpkins.
Also, this hook-up would blow. my. mind.
I don’t know if you’re old enough to know what record stores are, but I’m pretty sure kids know how to work the internets these days.
…If not, acquire some google skills, stat!
I didn’t even read the post because I just would never believe the two of them anywhere near each other.
Corgan and Simpson? Nah.
I reallyyyy hope they aren’t dating =/ i
I love Billy Corgan, hate to see him be with Jessica Simpson. Seems kind of odd.
does jessica simpson even hold the capacity to understand the ways corgan and his music have impacted my youth?
this. can’t. happen.
Oh please, please, please let this be true!
Don’t get me wrong, I like the Smashing Pumpkins, deep down inside I’m still the selfdestructive 15 year old girl. But don’t you see the pure entertainment such a relationship could mean for us. Smashing Pumpinks-Country duets!!! “‘The Killer in me’ – ‘Is the Killer in youuuu, Babe!'” “Mellon Collie and the Infinite ‘Yihaa'” A whole new world!
I wish this wouldn’t make me so incredible happy. I wonder what happend to me over the years??!!
“Stand inside your Cowboy Boots”, “Bullet with a whole lotta Chicken Wings”…
I apologize for the disgrace I call my sense of humour.
…I wish I was Melissa Auf der Maur…
Whatever happened to “God is empty, just like me?”
Someone must’ve cleaned behind the couches and found some God.
I find this rather disturbing.
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