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Bad Girls Club Recap: “I Run LA, Bitch”

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Ed Note: This is a part of an ongoing series of Bad Girls Club recaps as part of our ongoing relationship with Oxygen and our undying love affair with this television show. Our stunning sister team of Saranden and Sierra have been diligently watching the show and reporting back with their observations. You can read theirs and other BGC blogs here.

Last night’s episode was quite the roller coaster. Our bad girls tear up an all-male strip club, Flo finds a slice of bi-heaven, and Natalie tries to break Annie but ends up breaking down — oh, and punching Kendra in the face for reasons that remain unclear. That ambiguous limo scene elicited a big “Woah, that escalated quickly,” from my wine-stained lips. (“Hey, did I mention I run LA?”) The episode ends in limbo as Natalie leaves the house, but only for the night. Will the house take her back?

Now for my personal highlights: Flo’s “fudge check,” which seems more fitting for a Bad Boys Club but, hey, it’s still inappropriate and thoroughly entertaining. When Kendra was having sex withdrawals and proclaimed herself the horniest girl in the house, I realized she’s growing on me; I like her more and more. And, yes, Annie is neurotic and should most likely be seeing a therapist on a daily basis, but at least she’s up front about her compulsions, which is more than I can say about some of the girls.

Then there’s Kate — what is Kate’s deal? I don’t believe for a second that she’s this small-town goody-goody who can’t hang with the big girls. Where’s she from, you ask? Oh, she wandered in from this lil’ po-dunk town called Boston, Massachussetts. I Googled it, and I guess they have a few no-name colleges and professional sports teams, and there was some big deal over tea and British rule back in the olden days, but that’s about it for Boston. Boston is really just Wal-Marts and Taco Bells as far as the eye can see. She wouldn’t have had any exposure to big-city culture there. Sheesh. I’m just counting the seconds till she cheats on her boyfriend or gets her eyes scratched out by Natalie. I can’t wait. I hope when Natalie does scratch her eyes out, she’s screaming “DID I MENTION THAT I ALSO RUN HARVARD YARD, bitch?”

And that brings us to Natalie. Natalie, Natalie, Natalie. In this episode, she reveals that she’s smitten for her New York “boyfriend.” We call FALSE! Why haven’t we heard about him before? And why does it sound more like he’s talking to an aggressive ex-girlfriend than to the love of his life when they chat on the phone? Oh yes, because she shouldn’t waste her money by visiting him. I don’t know what you think, but it sounds real serious. And Natalie’s best friend is the grown-up little Miles from Moesha? It’s all very fishy to me; I get the feeling that they met just before the show started, and he’s using Natalie and the BGC to resurrect his acting career. This boy may not have an Emmy in his future, but if there’s some manner of award for Least Rational Comeback Strategy, he’s a shoo-in. Hey, at least he scored some tail.

All in all, I think the most telling part of the night is not when Natalie taunts “Flo the Lesbo” with a strip tease in the pool, but when she calls her brother, who promptly calls her out.

I think I love her brother for the following two reasons: 1.) “You run LA? Why do you keep saying that? Sounds like you’re out of control.” and 2.) “I bet a chin like that will look good on a man.” Man, Natalie’s chin is totally out-of-control, even more so than the rest of her. Natalie may run LA, you guys, but her chin is so big it’s also taken on a monarchy role in Orange County.

So far, we’re thinking Annie, Flo and Kendra are the most for-real of the bunch, while Natalie and Kate stick out as the biggest fakes. But who knows? With this bunch, we might change our minds completely by next week!

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  • I really hope that they send Natalie packing. I can understand loving a shit-starter, but all she does is yell over everyone and really grates on my last nerve. I have a feeling that if they don’t get rid of her, she will be the one starting the hot mess that is the fight they showed at the beginning of the first episode.

  • Last night’s episode was quite the roller coaster. Our bad girls tear up an all-male strip club, Flo finds a slice of bi-heaven, and Natalie tries to break Annie but ends up breaking down — oh, and punching Kendra in the face for reasons that remain unclear. That ambiguous limo scene elicited a big “Woah, that escalated quickly,” from my wine-stained lips. (“Hey, did I mention I run LA?”) The episode ends in limbo as Natalie leaves the house, but only for the night. Will the house take her back?

    Now for my personal highlights: Flo’s “fudge check,” which seems more fitting for a Bad Boys Club but, hey, it’s still inappropriate and thoroughly entertaining. When Kendra was having sex withdrawals and proclaimed herself the horniest girl in the house, I realized she’s growing on me; I like her more and more. And, yes, Annie is neurotic and should most likely be seeing a therapist on a daily basis, but at least she’s up front about her compulsions, which is more than I can say about some of the girls.

    Then there’s Kate — what is Kate’s deal? I don’t believe for a second that she’s this small-town goody-goody who can’t hang with the big girls. Where’s she from, you ask? Oh, she wandered in from this lil’ po-dunk town called Boston, Massachussetts. I Googled it, and I guess they have a few no-name colleges and professional sports teams, and there was some big deal over tea and British rule back in the olden days, but that’s about it for Boston. Boston is really just Wal-Marts and Taco Bells as far as the eye can see. She wouldn’t have had any exposure to big-city culture there. Sheesh. I’m just counting the seconds till she cheats on her boyfriend or gets her eyes scratched out by Natalie. I can’t wait. I hope when Natalie does scratch her eyes out, she’s screaming “DID I MENTION THAT I ALSO RUN HARVARD YARD, bitch?”

    And that brings us to Natalie. Natalie, Natalie, Natalie. In this episode, she reveals that she’s smitten for her New York “boyfriend.” We call FALSE! Why haven’t we heard about him before? And why does it sound more like he’s talking to an aggressive ex-girlfriend than to the love of his life when they chat on the phone? Oh yes, because she shouldn’t waste her money by visiting him. I don’t know what you think, but it sounds real serious. And Natalie’s best friend is the grown-up little Miles from Moesha? It’s all very fishy to me; I get the feeling that they met just before the show started, and he’s using Natalie and the BGC to resurrect his acting career. This boy may not have an Emmy in his future, but if there’s some manner of award for Least Rational Comeback Strategy, he’s a shoo-in. Hey, at least he scored some tail.

  • I LOVE FLOoooo’s Fudge check, she will keep em’ chicks in line and their asses clean real fast lmaooo!! FLO IS WILD AND I think that she is the kinds girl who can get her own comedy sit com.. I LOVE FLO + I don’t see anyone else making the show seem crazy and cute at the same time, I see crazy ass Natalie and ditsy ass girls who seem like they have no strength whats so ever!!! FLO KEEP UP WITH THOSE FUDGE CHECKS GURLLL!!! LMAOOO SHE HAD ME BOUNCY lol!!!

  • Lets get one thing straight about the comment made abut Boston being a “podunk” with nothhing but no name colleges and proffesional sports teams, and is the host of only walmarts and taco bells. WHAT did you belong in special ed while you was in high school. Boston is the “city life” it is actually made up of some of the top 10 colleges this country has to offer. Oh and lets not forget the Boston red sox, superbowl winners the Patriots and the Boston Bruins. Maybe Saranden and Sierra need a lesson on internet research. Try getting your GED and enrolling in college ladies.

  • i think natalie is a very beautiful woman but she is to loud women should be seen not heard and for her to keep sayin you run la bitch you dont run shit you need to stop and think about your actions and how you look they way you treat people is very rude and your going to meet your match oneday wouldnt be surprise your body end up some where CALM DOWN NATALIE YOU DONT RUN ANYTHING………..

  • Natalie has to be the fugliest disgrace of a specimen I have ever laid my eyes on..She is fricken hideous. Not only is she annoyin’ but she thinks she’s cute.To top it off,she embraces the fact that she is a gold digger.With all the “money she gets” she should get a face lift..Or atleast a plastic bag.Guys sure will sex anythin’ w/ a vagina..Even if she’s real open about her slutty ways..She’s a dirty scumbag!

    • That’s Annie. She seems a bit borderline but is gorgeous indeed. That girl must be something to see in bed.

  • ii love nataliie dhatts mii biitch everybody iin the house iis scared of her and ta me iit doess seem liikes she runn L.A. lolzz she’s very funnii ta mehh n she kiinda remiind mehh of mehh :-) dhattss y ii liike her so much…………

  • You run la? Whatever. La sucks. The whole “gurl power rawr” bs is tired. Its transparent. Bisexuals *are* confused and I think the fact that this so called lesbian is confused about the term is proof of that. Its not just about boys and girls. Its other issues, like should you be shopping in the mens section or the girls section for jeans? Ms. Run LA is pretty homely and that chin is like woah. Yeah I get the poor mixed girl from the ghetto thing. She hangs out at clubs and makes friends with dj’s, and wannabe’s with jack-of-all trades ambitions and got some guy to buy her a “bontique” in beverly hills. Who’s to say her “botique” is not a mail drop for mail order underwear at rodeo drive? Another thing, I thought tramp stamps were bad what whats with these girls and putting earings other than ears (as far as we can see)? Take that crap off your lip.

  • Natalie needs to give Jay Leno his chin back. Ya’ heard girl? You look like a busted “Mac tonight!”

    fuck LA, you don’t run shit… What you do run is that extra 2″ on that five head ho!

    Quit playin’ ho this “Bad Girls, not “Wac Girls!”

  • natlie is dumb didnt yall see natlie talked all that stiff but in the fight did her dumb a** do something she still talking that other girl she wooped her a** no one should bring up someone daughter im quit sure her baby is cuter than natlie with her man face

  • heyyy natilee i lovee yewws o muchh yeww rockk i look uhp too yeww even though i am like in 7th gradee buht i lovee the wayy yeww actt andd i kindd of actt jhuz likee yeww buht ur thee biqq natile and i am the small natile

  • yo don run la you don run shit you lou mmouth bitch but your better thankate all she doe is sleep i should tel tha yor cheating on your boyfreind

  • natile your hot btch your on fire you giv e more juic bitch yo don run nothi but yo cute ass you don run la i do but you are hot your on fire girl have some sex with me inste of them othe dude cause im sexy

  • Natalie you dont run shit bitch yo ass stink bitch thats what yo ass run take a shower bith because all you do is run yo mouth and shit bitch sit yo ass down and shut up and by the way please give me kate nuimber lol bitch!!!!!!!!