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Taylor Lautner is Blowing Up, Y’all

Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner, professional hot teenage boy, is about to be all over place even more in just about a minute (I saw his face on a tote bag at Blockbuster Friday night. I feel like I’m swimming in Lautner as it is. I don’t hate it.) and his next role is entirely different than what we’ve seen him do in Twilight. He will, however, remain shirtless, which is really all that matters. From JustJared:

Twilight’s Taylor Lautner has been cast as the superhero Max Steel.

Deadline reports the 17-year-old will play a “19-year-old extreme sports junkie recruited by a secret agency after an accident infects his body, leaving him with superhuman powers.” Let’s hope this isn’t another Speed Racer!

I’m sure that Taylor will hold the interest of Twlight fanatics long enough to have a successful run as Max Steel, at least as far as the box office is concerned. Whether or not Lautner has the chops to take on such a role is yet to be determined.

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  • wow…am I the only one who is not taken with this dumb as a stump kid? Nice abs…way too white teeth….not really that cute (that nose is just too wide). Sorry to be a hater…but I saw him interviewed somewhere, and yes I know he’s 17 but he had absolutely nothing to say…nothing.

    He quite average, really. And our girl Taylor has to wear flats when she’s with him – remind you of another couple?

  • I love him unashamedly.
    Also I may have an in with him – if I can persuade my cousin to make her flatmate introduce me to Joe Jonas (I don’t know how but she’s tight with the Jonas clan – it’s a goddamn mystery), who I will then persuade to introduce me to Taylor Swift, who I will THEN persuade to let me bone her boyfriend.
    What? It could happen.

  • ugh, if I hear one more person say he’s hot or they have a “crush” on him I’ll spew chunks. He’s dumb looking. Apart from the nose and generally un-masculine features, his neck is too long and he has weird narrow, sloped shoulders. Not a fine genetic specimen. Not only is he very average, he’s borderline ugg. Anyone could work out and get ripped, it doesn’t merit being worshipped…

  • Just went ape shit on imdb.com to confirm he is infact 17. Fuck, I feel old. Fuck you Taylor laufjggh-too-lazy-tocheck-how-your-name-is spelled, and Miley Cirus and Justin Bieber. God damned Just Bieber. It’s like he just came out of the womb. I’m going to go to my bathroom to check for rinkles now.

  • you is sooooooo sexy and i love you so much and i really want to meet you and your pics. are every where in my binder at school and i really think you are the hottest boy in the world and u really do look better than edward he is so ugly and i dont think u should be kissin taylour in valintine day i really think that sshould be me and i reallt like taylour swift to i really think yall should be togeher 4 eva and not selena she is o.k but yall are not a really good couple I LOVE U SO MUCH AND 4 EVA LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND, MS.LAUTNER

  • ME AND TAYLOUR MAKE A GOOD COUPLE SO YALL GIRLS NEED TO BAG OFF OF MY MAN U CANT HAVE HIM BUT U CAN HAVE EDWARD

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