Dec 07, 2009 at 11:38 am by Molls

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting pretty serious. Talking-about-having-kids serious. Awkward. Can I get a holla from all my commitment phobes in the back? In an interview with GMTV, Rusty said finding Katy has changed his former playboy ways, “It was a deep craving within me – I mistook it for lust. I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough – to get the right one. I’m ever so happy.”

The problem with this is that Russell was known as one of the biggest man sluts out there up until he dated Katy. Now the two are vacationing together, holding hands in public, hanging out with her family and she even wore underwear at the MTV Europe Awards that displayed his name. Sounds like a serious 180 for someone who was running around London screwing whatever had holes not that long ago. One thing that Russell mentioned he wasn’t ready for was marriage, “I don’t know, get married, you say? That would be good, isn’t it? I want to have children – that would be good.”

These two have been dating for what? Three months. Oh, God. It’s one of those. They’re all hyped up on dopamine and their rich people money and they want to just start procreating. I’m going to be really upset if I am writing a Katy Perry baby bump post before Valentine’s Day.

17 Responses to “Russell Brand Wants to Make Babies With Katy Perry”

  1. Anonymous says:

    “In an interview with GMTV, Rusty said about Katy has changed his former playboy ways”

    That sentence doesn’t make any sense.

  2. Susanna says:

    She can do soooo much better than this gross asshat. I don’t get some women’s taste in men.

  3. Leigh says:

    Can someone tell me WHAT anyone could ever see in Russell Brand?? He’s just skeezy. I shudder to think of anyone procreating with him.

  4. lykke li says:

    ah he’d do for a poke when the telly’s broke, but you can’t make a ho a housewife

  5. rachum says:

    Regardless, that would be one baby with very bad hair.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Give him ten years on the straight and narrow then trust him? Hey,.. no matter how wild and woolley he acts; bottom line.. he wants a nice Christian Girl to raise his brood.

  7. Regardless, that would be one baby with very bad hair.

  8. that would be one baby with very bad hair.

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  11. Permanently realistic and considering pudding

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  13. ED Hardy says:

    I think your opinions are reasonable.But I don’t agree with you to some extent.

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