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Dec 05, 2009 at 10:44 am by Kelly
A source tells the NY Post that 16 year old Patrick Schwarzenegger has been dating 15 year old Tallulah Belle Willis since around Halloween. A rep for Bruce Willis denies it, but I’m going to take this ball and run with it (with both eyes closed) because that would be such an insane coupling. If she happens to get knocked up, the genetics of that baby would be “strong like Austrian ox”: 90% chin, 9% teeth, and 1% roundhouse kicks. It’ll probably punch its way right out of her uterus. I hope they name it after the last name of the mom’s family, like they always do on soap operas: I can’t wait to meet little Willis Moore Schwarzenegger-Shriver.
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k so when i first read this i totally thought “arnold schwarzenegger’s son is dating Bruce Willis”. now THAT would be newsworthy.
That was a funny response from someone who calls himself the manny! Not cool to prey on young boys dude lol
um, i’m a girl my name is mandy but my friends call me mandy. i never considered that there would be gender confusion…buuut i think i need to go cry now
*friends call me manny
my friends call me Mirror!
Hahah. It IS a bit ambiguous isn’t it?
You look so hot in your avatar :)
I’ll manny you any day
Wow… I only just really realized the severity of this situation: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, while both good-looking in their own rights, were truly one of the worst genetic match-ups in recent history, where daughters and faces are concerned. I mean – WOW. Talk about anti-jackpot.
It’s true. I mean, I thought it was a bad photo, but I googled her, and it’s the same for every photo…. not so good :-(
Ha ha. Talk about hitting the nail on the head. It’s so true though for both being so good looking their kids took a bullet. Ugh…Poor kids :/
yikes. Maybe they will have the jackpot that skipped the Willis girls and these two crazy kids will have beautiful babies that look like Bruce Willis or Demi Moore.
Haha – Bruce OR Demi. Not both. We already know where that track leads.
Yeah. I have to agree. Scout, Tallulah and Rumer are all pretty much truck-hit.
Weird thing is, if you can get a shot at Rumer from profile she looks JUST like Demi.
When she looks at you head on, she morphs into Jaymer Leno-Willis or something.
The other two… yikes.
IMO Scout is the worst.
Bruce & Demi were just not genetically matched for attractive kids.
Scout is the worst? I don’t think so.
http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr0um5hl061qzkuk6o1_400.jpg
How the hell the WILLIS-MOORE kids got to be so ugly? At least in this pic TALLULAH is fuckin scary. Would smb like to wake up next to smb with this face?
“I will eat your heart”
this post was really funny!!!
Dang, she used to be the pretty one, though! If you google pictures of when she was like 12 you’d think she had promise. Now they’re all just Khloe Kardashians.
Um, I think that would have to be “Shriver-Schwarzenegger” since his last name is not Shriver.
This is insanely cool! Really!! And he’s fit.
He’s rather fit. But that poor girl is just unfortunate.
This is insanely cool! Really!! And he’s fit.
Hello Mr Bruce Willis, what up my bro. Keep making top box office movies, bro.
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