Dec 04, 2009 at 01:20 pm by Molls

Paris Hilton Dresses as Sexy Santa

17 Responses to “Paris Hilton Celebrates The Holidays By Dressing Like A Christmas Call Girl”

  1. cookie monster says:

    hahaha yeh she def does. god it must be sooo tiring trying to make up diff ways of looking slutty all the friggin time…

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  2. Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

    the fact that she called it Siren is laughable – IN YO DREEEEEEAMS, wonky. you can’t be a classic sexy siren when you look like an ostrich.

  3. Anonymous says:

    OH YES and regarding the Glendale Galleria:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znf_nqW8IZ8

  4. Ray says:

    Who actually buys her perfumes? there can’t be that many people without a sense of smell to make the products profitable.

  5. :( says:

    For crying out loud, Molls, can’t you at least use spell-check? It’s beyond irritating to read your posts and have to mentally correct every other word!

  6. molls fan says:

    molls i love ya to death but i also wish you would slow down and proofread your posts… :( if you could clean that up your writing would be stellar!

  7. Liz says:

    What did she spell wrong in that post?

  8. Angry Pirate says:

    Well, let’s see…

    She’s wearing a red velvet sack/poncho with fake fuzz lining. It has a huge butterfly collar and she’s wearing a belt over her naval.

    I’m guessing that whoever dressed her for the day got a good laugh out of it (or she was really coked up). That is the worst outfit for someone like her. She’s a rail and they dressed her in an outfit that Pamela Anderson would have trouble pulling off.

    The stupid black-stockings and shoes thing doesn’t work either. I suspect it is supposed to pull off a boots sort of look.

    Poor Paris. Every time I see her my mind puts her in this grainy home video as she flippy-flopps her hobbit feet over some dirty cheap hotel carpet in the buff. At some point she trips and crashes to the floor in a drunken stupor while whichever guy is tag-teaming her at the moment laughs. The camera zooms in on her frog-eyes flicking randomly about as we fade to black.

    Sometimes all the money in the world can’t buy class.

  9. Chuck says:

    We need to raise money and have a contest to award prizes to people who will rush up to Paris at her appearances and smush a whipped cream pie in her face.

    Maybe then she’ll get the hint she’s only famous for being a second-rate porn star and portraying an celebutard on a cheap reality series.

  10. Maybe then she’ll get the hint she’s only famous for being a second-rate porn star and portraying an celebutard on a cheap reality series.

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