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Did John Mayer Save Lindsay and Samantha?

John Mayer

John Mayer, who we all either love or hate consistently for his ridiculous public persona, has made headlines again for messing with chicks that he has no business being around. Except this time it’s a little different than that whole Jennifer Aniston thing… He was just trying to get the most famous lesbian couple in the world back together, and as a gossip blogger I have to thank him.

The details according to Hollyscoop:

“Lindsay and Sam didn’t arrive together. Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting.”

According to the source, Sam eventually came over to the table but sat on the opposite side of John. The source says, “Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn’t come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down. She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam.”

And whatever John said, it reportedly made a huge difference to the girls! Apparently after John’s little intervention, Lindsay and Sam spent the night talking and laughing.

“Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages,” the spy says. “Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling.

OK, so probably what happened was John Mayer was holding court with some homies in a corner, Lohan came up to him all “Why isn’t Samantha talking to me?!” and stomping her feet and the whole deal and so then eventually John was like “Hold on, let me talk to her. Then John went to the DJ booth and was like “Go talk to Lindsay” and then Samantha was like “I can’t deal with that right now. I’m working.” Finally, John convinces Samantha to put her iPod on shuffle and she goes over to Lohan and tries to pretend everything is happy and normal for a few minutes. She was just putting in the time because it would buy her some breathing room. You know that move, you know how that works.

But John Mayer is totally a connecter, you guys. You heard it here third.

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