Dec 01, 2009 at 01:45 pm by Molls

Britney Spears at LAX

Britney’s Circus tour is totally over and she stepped off the plane looking haggard. And I love it. That’s how someone’s supposed to look after being on like, a 24 hour flight. The only thing I want to say that’s maybe too critical on her looks is that she really needs to figure out that head of hair. I mean, she’s Britney Spears and her hair used to be amazing. Now it never looks like trash. Never. She would benefit from a wig from Kim Zolciak’s line. Human hair, of course.

16 Responses to “Britney’s Circus is Over, Y’All! (And Please Fix That Hair, Girl)”

  1. lethermank says:

    I kind of don’t understand this post. Um, simplify?

  2. M] says:

    She’s fat and ugly and has a weird chin.

  3. Erandyn says:

    Why is she carrying that el cheapo flight pillow? Surely she can afford to fly first class?

  4. looking haggard? hey molis, you are bitter and jealous. i could only imagine what you must look like. so you found some pics of brittney where should doesn’t look glossed and photoshopped. but haggard?? really?? come on, molis. you probably look like merle haggard, yourself. LOL

  5. laurel says:

    i think molls MEANT to say “always” instead of “never” in the trashy hair sentence.
    i tihnk her hair looks fine though, and she looks good also. like a pretty, normal person. and definitely way better than i look when i get off 24 hour flights.

  6. abq_emt says:

    Oh Molls. Even on your best day, you still wouldn’t look half as good as Britney on her worst.

    Did you and Maria-Mercedes ever repeat Journalism 101? You both suck as writers.

    • Pikki Nikki Polka Pants says:

      yeah, but miss brit’s paid a pretty penny to be a “glamorous” pop star. betch doesn’t even try anymore, so puh leeeeeze – molls has a good point and that is FIX YO NAPPYASS WEAVE ALREADY. plus….verbally shitting on the rich & delusional, isn’t that what gossip blogs are for? everybody just lay off these evil beet writers already – i think they all do a fine fucking job.

  7. GreyEyes says:

    Geeze guys, I don’t understand why you all hate molls so much. I can’t stand wendie and you all let her get away with such dumb bitchy post. Its all backwards.

  8. GreyEyes says:

    Plus I think Molls is cute.

  9. Berit says:

    Authors aside, I think her hair looks fine as well, maybe a bit greasy, but that’s what your hair looks like after a long flight. And even though she has enough money to afford looking better, I think it is a great sign to the people out there, that you do not have to spend every penny you have on your looks only.

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