The paparazzi caught Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom in the same car in London after the both flew into Heathrow. They exited the airport separately, but ended up getting into the same car, so now we all get to assume that they’re dating. I’ve got no idea why they’re both in London (filming a movie, maybe? I refuse to pay for IMDBPro to find out), but I hope they at least both had somewhere lovely to spend Thanksgiving, even if it was in each other’s genitals.

Oh, the things you can get away with on Thanksgiving, while everyone in our country is way too busy overeating to bother getting all up in arms about the justice system.

After spending two months in a Swiss jail, director Roman Polanski has been granted bail and will be moved to house arrest while Swiss authorities debate whether to extradite him to the U.S. But don’t you worry about Roman — his “house arrest” is a $1.6 million chalet in Gstaad. He’ll survive. Polanski will be moved once he posts $4.5 million bail, surrenders his identity documents and is fitted for an electronic bracelet that allows authorities to monitor his whereabouts.

Interpol — which actually exists as a real agency even outside of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego — had this to say: “Given Mr. Polanski’s history of international travel while defying a judicial order, a $4.5 million bail and an electronic bracelet do not mean that law enforcement lets its global guard down. Mr. Polanski has given us more than 30 years of proof that he does not feel bound to respect any court decision with which he does not agree,” he said. “The world law enforcement community should do all in its power to make sure that the Swiss judicial process is allowed to run its course, and if Mr Polanski defies the conditions of his release, no country should welcome, offer safe haven to, or defend his conduct.”

Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, were spotted at an Ed Hardy promotional event in Brisbane, Australia. I think it’s phenomenally strange that Kevin Federline is still famous anywhere, let alone all the way over in Australia. But I guess if you’re an American celebrity and you’re looking to be photographed this week, the place to be is anywhere outside the U.S.. Because no one in the U.S. is working this week, the photo agencies are making everybody crazy trying to push photos of foreign people you’ve never heard of at, like, a red carpet event in some random Italian city. (Where the hell is this Rome place? Is it near Turin?)

This is the closest thing I have to a photo of an American celebrity today. Enjoy. Here’s hoping Stephanie Pratt goes a little overboard with the “tryptophan” tonight and gives us some news to report tomorrow.

Since this was my first year cooking any part of Thanksgiving dinner alone, I figured I’d feel less lonely about it if I shared it with everyone on here. So I did the obvious: I videotaped the whole process and uploaded it to YouTube and put it in on my heavily-trafficked celebrity gossip website. I am no longer alone in my cooking.

Plus you guys were really helpful on Twitter and Facebook when I asked for recipe ideas, so I thought I’d show you which recipes I ended up making and how they turned out. I also thought it could be a cool opportunity for you guys to share YOUR favorite Thanksgiving recipes in the comments. I know we’re all looking for yummy ideas and I know we all love to share our favorite dishes.

From our family — Beet, Leo, Josie, Ashley and Max — to yours, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! We wish you lots of love and gratitude and blessings.

It’s just wrapping paper. But when I first saw these photos in tiny thumbnail form, I was like, “Oh, God, Amy Winehouse is stalking the streets of London with a bat.” False alarm. You can go back outside, London.

She looks healthier than she has in ages, but does she have like 50 pairs of those jeans and ballet flats, or has she just been wearing the same ones for the past two years?

The paps say the ring on her finger may be an engagement ring from Blake Civil-Fielder, which might be more dangerous for everyone than a baseball bat.

Easily my favorite tweet today.