Some of you may think this chick is a nobody, but what do you know? Marla Sokoloff is a queen and a strong-ass woman and I love her. Love love love her. And I’m happy to announce that someone else does too, because homegirl got hitched this weekend to Deadsy drummer Alec Puro. Yeah, girl.

Let’s talk about why I love her and you should too: She played the “bitch” Gia on the absolute greatest show ever,  Full House, and then went on to play the bratty secretary in one of the greatest shows ever, The Practice. She was also the mean girl Cookie in The Baby-Sitters Club movie. I feel the way about her that I felt about Melissa Joan Hart before she was on Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Clarissa really stabbed me in the back on that one.

Suri Cruise, her mom Katie Holmes and her nanny went walking through Boston yesterday and it looked like Suri is getting to be a bit of a handful. The normally mild-mannered fashionista wanted to bounce around and swing from her walking partner’s arms. Pretty typical kid stuff, but kids don’t get much less typical than Suri.

“If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you.”

- John Mayer cracking a joke at Britney’s expense on Twitter.

Chris Brown publicly stated that he wished Rihanna hadn’t spoken to 20/20 about the abuse between them earlier this week, which seemed selfish and careless, but his friends? Well, his friends are taking the name “douche nozzles” to a whole new level. Several of Brown’s friends have come to his defense on Twitter and Tash has them all organized right here.

@Only1Zstarr: YO THIS RIHANNA INTERVIEW HAVE PISSED ME OFF SHE IS REALLY TRYNA MAKE CHRIS BROWN OUT OF BEING A WOMEN BEATER…. WOW. IF YALL ONLY KNEW!! WISH DANCER’S CAN SPEAK ABOUT THINGS THAT REALLY GO ON!!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS.. LET ME JUST SAY CHRIS BROWN WAS PUSHED TO THE EXTREME!HER PEOPLE MADE HER DO THIS INTERVIEW FOR 2 REASON’S….. ALBUM SALES…. AND TO TRY AN KILL CHRIS CAREER!! (WHICH WILL NOT HAPPEN)WOW I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!IN CHRIS INTERVIEW THEY ASK HIM WHAT HAPPEN, HE SAID HE WANT TO KEEP THERE PRIVACY PRIVATE OUT OF RESPECT FOR HER!! (PAUSE)BECAUSE IF HE REALLY SPOKE ON THE REAL OF THE TRUTH!!! I CANT SAY THE REST!GOD IS OF ALLLLLLLLLL POWER AND CHRIS BROWN FOLLOWS JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!! NOT THE OTHER. MEN BE CAREFUL OF VINDICTIVE WOMEN!!! RIHANNA IS THE SECOND ONE I KNO…

@DJBabeyDrew: MAD!!!! I need the real story to come out now!!! This is sum bullcrap!!!! Uncut Bullcrap!Awwww man I am Mad!!!! Truth will come to Light !!! It always does!!!!

@monhomo: he’s career ain’t ova. He made her 2 Wat she is day. Riri just needs away 2. Get her career back upSorry if I Mis-lead some of u earlier. I luv Robyn. We hangout 2 this day. That’s my bitch. Chris is my bestfriend, like a bro but…….I dnt promote violence nor do I promote lying I just got a lil upset after hearin da interview & I think if ur gonna go public tell da truth Its not she’s wrong. I feel 4 her but she’s playing a roll 4 the media & that sucks. Cuz she saying bullshit n front the cameras.

Yeah, not so nice, right? If anything these “friends” are digging Chris Brown deeper in to his hole of irrelevance by coming out and speaking like this about an incident that their friend stated he wished to keep private and dissing the woman who their boy abused. If they think she should have kept her mouth shut, they really should take their own advice.

Scarlett Johansson is back doing what she does best: shilling designer goods. This time it’s for a Dolce & Gabbana perfume advertisement. There’s another ad and a bunch of photos where this came from and honestly? As far as celebrity-endorsed fragrance commercials, this one ain’t so bad. I mean, let’s face it: They’re all the same. Dramatic, moody, looking more like a short film than an add for something you spray on yourself to downplay how much you still smell like last night’s boozing.

However, it seems like I’ve seen more photos and videos of Scarlett shilling for high-end designers than her acting, which I assume she hasn’t purposely given up to pursue a career in professional endorsements. Guess she must really need the money…

Scarlett Johansson

Well, she’s definitely no where close to being back to normal, but Lindsay Lohan actually looked pretty damn good after a shopping spree at Church in LA. Considering her father thinks she’s about to die and she’s recently broken up with her long-time love Samantha Ronson, she seems to be doing just fine. I mean, I’d give it about 24 hours until she’s looking like a dried up meth head again, but for about fifteen seconds yesterday, Lindsay was showing signs of her old self.