Ah, you know what a fan I am of Beyonce.  Watch B and Lady Gaga do high kicks and writhe around in multi-colored bustiers.  Enjoy!

I swear, anytime an event involves an art museum, the dresses are uh-MAY-zing. It’s like being around art inspires people to look artistic. Whenever I see on the photo services that there was some manner of art event — in this case, MOCA’s 30th anniversary in LA — I just get SO EXCITED to see all the dresses. This event was no exception. Everyone — even the usually atrocious Chloe Sevigny — looked adorable and glamorous. OK, one exception: Sandra Oh, who I think was running late for her Pirates of Penzance audition.

Oooooh, it is SO MUCH FUN to watch this change take place! I’m so happy for him! Chastity Chaz Bono, who’s in the middle of a female-to-male sex change, is at last boobless! The photogs caught him at LAX yesterday, and I have to say he’s starting to look more like a man and less like a woman trying to look like a man. What fun to get to watch this transformation!

And this has nothing to do with anything, but I’m kind of obsessing on Marc Cohn’s “Walking in Memphis” right now — did I mention I get obsessed with things easily? — and my friend MK over at Popbytes sent me this video of Chaz’s mom, Cher, doing a cover of the song, and it’s not that it’s bad or anything, but whenever she sings the phrase “walking in MemphUUUUs,” it just makes me think of Jack McFarland doing a Cher impression rather than Cher actually singing. Clip below. LOL-tastic.

I shouldn’t be mean. I’m really happy for her that she cleaned up her act and that she’s sober now and that she has the strength to put herself in the spotlight as an example of how to be sober and a mother (my dear friend Emily did the same thing last month in People magazine, and I was insanely proud of her and her courage). I just hate that she has a damn book out right now. I hate when any celebrity decides to “speak out” about a “difficult topic” because they have something to promote. And also I guess it kind of rubs me the wrong way that she’s been clean for like 11 months and all of a sudden she’s the end-all-be-all of sobriety, never to drink or smoke meth again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Just shut up and get a few years clean, Jodie, then come back to the spotlight and tell us how you did it. We’ll still care.

This “cover” of Nickelback’s “Photograph” had me LOLing, and I thought it would be a nice end-of-workday treat for ya’ll. Thanks to my very favorite film critic, Laremy at Film.com, for the heads-up.

Oh, and while we’re at it, Pamela at Film.com is giving away FREAKIN’ AMAZING Top Chef cookbooks. It’s super easy to enter (click here for details) and the book is amazing. I have been cuddling with one at my desk all day. I WANT TO KEEP IT FOREVER!!!

Before I ask if you love or hate this look, maybe I should tell you who it is.  Robin Wright Penn, dudes.  I found her to be completely unrecognizable without the blonde hair.  Now that she’s finally, really, really, probably, hopefully done with Sean, she was obviously ready for a change of epic proportions.  What do you think of her new look?