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Kelly Cutrone, the high powered lesbian/fashion empress we wish we all were deep down, totally, majorly said “fucking” on Fox News today whilst simultaneously dissing her co-star on The City, Olivia Palermo. Ugh. I live for this shit.

This is how it went down. Kelly was on to promote The City or something and the interviewer asks her how she feels about Olivia and Kelly said the following:

“I like Olivia as a person, I really do. I’ve known her for a really long time and I know her family. I think that her work ethic is way too elevated and way too lofty.”

OK, well done. That’s kind of backhanded, but we all know where she’s coming from. “I don’t wanna diss the bitch because she’s a family friend, but she sucks to work with.” Then the interviewer asks her to clarify her statement and…

“I mean that when you’re in your 20s and you are in a prestigious place like Elle Magazine, and someone like Erin is trying to help you, you better leave your f***ing attitude at the door, right?”

Damn, Cutrone! Not only is that too true, but you just dropped the F-bomb on Fox News to get your point across.

This is why Kelly Cutrone is a goddess, you guys. She’s so unhinged yet zipped up that she’s going to swear in the middle of a Fox News interview that most seasoned pros would still be on their “Sunday dinner behavior” for. Love her forever.

I used to harbor this weird crush on Pete Doherty for the longest time. There’s just something so hot about a strung out British boy, if you ask me. Look, I’m single right now. Everything I’ve said so far isn’t an indication of why, than you’re probably single too. Anyway, so I used to love Pete Doherty and then he kept getting arrested for smack (to the point where it wasn’t even cute anymore) and then over the weekend? Over the weekend, you guys? He got booed off stage at a music festival for singing a Nazi anthem.

From the Telegraph:

The lead singer of rock band Babyshambles began singing ‘Deutschland, Deutschland über alles’, which was used as the national anthem under the Third Reich.

An outraged crowd at the on3 music festival in Munich began booing and shouting, but Doherty carried on singing five more songs before festival organisers ushered him from the stage.

The concert was also being broadcast live on Bavarian radio. Broadcaster Bayerischer Rundfunk cut the broadcast as soon as Doherty, a surprise guest at the music festival, began his song.

‘Deutschland über alles’ is the first verse of ‘Deutschlandlied’, a song written by Joseph Haydn in 1797. The third verse of ‘Deutschlandlied’ is used as the current German national anthem, and has the same tune as ‘Deutschland über alles’.
However, the first verse has not been officially sung since the Second World War because of its association with the Nazis. Its opening lyrics translate as: “Germany, Germany above anything/Above everything in the world”.

Supposedly this isn’t even the first time Pete’s shown his anti-semitic side, either:

It is not the first time Doherty, the former lead singer of The Libertines, has been embroiled in Nazi-themed controversy. A track entitled ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’ on The Libertines, the band’s 2004 album, attracted criticism for taking its name from the slogan placed above the entrances of Nazi concentration camps.

It’s not just LA, folks. That’s not the only reason you can’t find a half decent man. Even the amazingly talented former super babes are junkies who hate the Jews and God knows who else. I just can’t roll with that.

Right around the time that Alec Baldwin was spewing vitriolic voicemails at his daughter Ireland, he stated that he was quitting the business to focus on family.  According to Alec, the folks over at 30 Rock wouldn’t release him from his contract, so we’ve been stuck with Jack Donaghy ever since.  For that I am very thankful.

Now a bit of time has passed and Alec still wants out of this.  ”I don’t have any interest in acting anymore.  Movies are part of my past. It’s been 30 years. I’m not young, but I have time to do something else.  It’s a difficult thing to say, but I believe it: I consider my entire movie career a complete failure.  I’ll tell you why. The goal of moviemaking is to star in a film where your performance drives the film, and the film is either a soaring critical or commercial success, and I never had that.”  Alec, are you nuts?  You’re the narrator of the Thomas the Tank Engine movies; if that doesn’t qualify as both a “critical and commercial success” (as well as a personal sanity-keeper for this chick) I don’t know what does!

Of course, Baldwin could go all Cher/Streisand/Stones on us and have one of those fancy comebacks in a few years, but it doesn’t sound like that’s his plan.  Although he doesn’t directly admit it, I can almost guarantee you that he’s clearing his schedule so that he can pursue a political career.  He’s so Ronnie Reagan, except, you know … a Dem.

It happened a couple of weeks ago, but it’s just hitting the Internet now.  Back on the 10th of November, Anthony Michael Hall — you know him from The Breakfast Club, Weird Science and The Dead Zone — allegedly got into a brawl with his ex- girlfriend, Sirius radio host Diana Falzone.

According to the police report, Hall “bit his girlfriend’s forehead” and “pushed, shoved and spit at” her during the 2 a.m. fight in her apartment on Nov. 10. The following morning at 3 a.m., the Brat Packer re turned “intoxicated” and repeatedly banged on her door before he was escorted out by officers.

Falzone — I’m not sure who that is in the picture above, but probably not her since it was taken two days after the incident — recently had a restraining order issued against the actor whom she dated for over a year.  Hall was questioned by police on the 17th, but no charges have been filed against him.

Hall has previously admitted that he is bi-polar and a recovering alcoholic.

Susan Boyle’s dream is officially realized. Although she didn’t win Britain’s Got Talent, she clearly captured the hearts of plenty of people who didn’t bother to vote, because her debut album, I Dreamed a Dream, sold more than 410,000 copies — the biggest first week sales for a debut album in UK chart history. (For comparison, Britney Spears’ Circus sold 505,000 in its first week.) This month, the record became the largest global CD pre-order in the 14-year history of Amazon.com. It’s expected to top the US charts as well. Congratulations, Susan!!!

Above hear Susan singing her hit cover of “Wild Horses.”

If ya hadn’t heard, David Hasselhoff is back to drinking (shocker!), and he was rushed to the hospital on Friday with seizures. Because he’s going to die of alcoholism soon. His daughters are devastated, obvi, so their mother, Pamela Bach — who spent the better part of last year ranting about what a horrible and hopeless alcoholic he was — spent some time with them and then went out and got drunk. Because that’s a really great example to set for your daughters, who are basically, at this point, guaranteed a dead father and a drinking problem of their own.

She was pulled over for DUI and blew a .14. It’s her second DUI this year, and, in California, that’s mandatory jail time. She was arrested and released on $15,000 bail, and told TMZ she was headed to an AA meeting, which is perhaps something she should have done before drinking and driving. Also, announcing to TMZ that you’re headed to an AA meeting is one really good way to get photographers to show up and take pictures of you walking into an AA meeting, which is something other people in AA really appreciate and a surefire indicator that you’re taking your drinking problem seriously. In summary: Shut up, Pamela Bach. You suck.