Can you guess who it is?  Hint:  It’s not James Franco and I’ve already started my letter-writing campaign urging People subscribers to cancel their subscriptions immediately.  Obviously the people at People are delusional.

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Mary-Kate’s lipstick is creeping me out a little bit. Like I’d be scared to go to her for a haircut, you know what I mean?

The Olsen duo made an appearance at the Tim Burton tribute at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC.

Also there, making one of what I’m sure will be a million future red carpet appearances to come, was Gabourey Sidibe, the star of the uber-buzzing Precious.

Plus: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Danny DeVito, Veronica Webb, the lovely Ashley Greene, and Brooke Shields.

Shia LaBeouf enjoys a cigarette and does a little bit of adjusting on the set of his new film, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (can you believe they’re actually making that???).

My friend Andrew has been sporting this completely ridiculous porn-star moustache all month, posting occasional pics of its progress on Facebook, and his girlfriend STILL hasn’t broken up with him over it. Finally I was like “Okay. I give up. Why are you doing this? And why is she allowing it?”

Apparently it is MOvember, you guys. In the month of November, dudes grow moustaches to raise funds and awareness for men’s health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer. I think that’s super awesome — as long as none of them are planning to make out with me. More details in this video:

We spend a lot of time talking about and raising awareness for women’s health issues on our sister site, Zelda Lily, and also to some extent here on Evil Beet, so I thought it was only fair to give Movember a mention, too. We need to save the nutsacks along with the titties!!! You can learn more about Movember here, and you can make a donation specifically to Andrew (come on, look at him — he’s earned it) on his “mospace” page (ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!) here.

Ooooh, we NEVER get to see this little girl! I actually don’t think I had any idea what she looked like until now. Nicole Kidman’s only third child, Sunday Rose, spent Monday in NYC with her mommy and daddy, Keith Urban. I love her little outfit!! So cute!!!

Seriously, dude? The American Idol winner’s album comes out today, and so he’s running around MTV studios talking about how he dislikes the cover of Kanye’s “Heartless” he put on the album, and it’s all the producer’s fault. The album version (and the interview) is above. I quite like this version, to be honest. I almost like it better than Kanye’s version. But whatever, I’m just waiting patiently for Adam Lambert’s album to come out.