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Paula Deen Stricken With Swine Flew

Poor Paula Deen!  She was doing a good deed, helping out with Atlanta’s Hosea Feed the Hungry charity when — Bam!  Deen got thwacked in the head with a ham.

Now that a pig has officially flown (albeit into the face of a Food Network personality), I am lamenting yet another hyperbole I can no longer use.  See how I can make anything about me?

Okay, put down that stick of butter that you’ve anxiously been gnawing on; Paula is fine.  “I thought it busted my lip, but it didn’t.  Ran head on to a hog.”

Paula Deen:  Swine Flew survivor.

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