Poor Paula Deen! She was doing a good deed, helping out with Atlanta’s Hosea Feed the Hungry charity when — Bam! Deen got thwacked in the head with a ham.
Now that a pig has officially flown (albeit into the face of a Food Network personality), I am lamenting yet another hyperbole I can no longer use. See how I can make anything about me?
Okay, put down that stick of butter that you’ve anxiously been gnawing on; Paula is fine. “I thought it busted my lip, but it didn’t. Ran head on to a hog.”
Paula Deen: Swine Flew survivor.