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Adam Lambert Not For GMA’s Entertainment

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Adam Lambert is doing it right.  Everyone is still talking about his controversial American Music Awards performance.  It was expected that all the citizens that bitch every time a nipple is shown on TV would be outraged, but even Good Morning America gave him the ax.  And when there is a scandal, people buy.

Though Adam was scheduled to perform on the morning news show today, his appearance was promptly canceled following Sunday night’s display.  Per an ABC spokesperson, “Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning.”  Now, I don’t know what GMA execs were expecting, but obviously they haven’t listened to the lyrics of “For Your Entertainment.”  Let’s review:

So hot
Out the box
Can we pick up the pace?
Turn it up,
Heat it up
I need to be entertained
Push the limit
Are you with it?
Baby, don’t be afraid
I’ma hurt ‘ya real good, baby

Let’s go
It’s my show
Baby, do what I say
Don’t trip off the glitz
That I’m gonna display
I told ya
I’ma hold ya down until you’re amazed
Give it to ya ’til your screaming my name

No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way you’ll ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I’m ’bout to do?
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here for your entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
‘Ya fallen angel swept ya off ya feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here for your entertainment

It’s alright
You’ll be fine
Baby, I’m in control
Take the pain
Take the pleasure
I’m the master of both
Close your eyes
Not your mind
Let me into your soul
I’ma work ya ’til your totally blown

No escaping when I start
Once I’m in I own your heart
There’s no way ‘ta ring the alarm
So hold on until it’s over

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I’m ’bout to do?
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here for your entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
‘Ya fallen angel swept ya off your feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here for your entertainment

Oh oh…mmmm
Entertainment…
Oh oh…..Oh entertainment…
I’m here for your entertainment…

Oooohhh…..
Do you like what you see?
Wooooaaaahhhh……
Let me entertain ya ’till you screeaaam

Oh, do you know what you got into?
Can you handle what I’m ’bout to do?
‘Cause it’s about to get rough for you
I’m here for your entertainment

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet (bet ya thought)
‘Ya fallen angel swept ya off your feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat (turn up the heat)
I’m here for your entertainment

8 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Perhaps the GMA folks were late to realize that Adam Lambert has “Gay Intent”.
    Adding a male name such as “Jeffery” to the end of every line of the song might have helped GMA properly understand the song in the Lambert context.

  • Why would any straight person want to watch this shit? We don’t relate. Aside from that it’s a crap ass song and his pancake face frightens me.

    • Why would gay people want to watch a man and a woman behave sexually? Should they just not buy tvs? Or go to movies? Or pick up a magazine? Maybe WE should just send them to their own island somewhere.

  • Wait what? What happened at the American Music Awards other than what we can see from the photo? Can we get a video please?

  • Inappropriate sex/deviant/wildly untalented dance and sing show for tv.. take it to the strip clubs buddy.

  • Adam Lambert’s perfomance was hot! I loved it!
    And to all of the people biching about it:
    Hello!!! America is about being different and out there! That’s why I loved his performance! It’s not the 1800s and gays definitely exist so, get over it! I’m not gay but, I have gay friends and I love them all! Nothing startles me to be honest and it’s not like Janet Jackson didn’t grab a dancer’s balls during her performance!!! No one talks about that though and it’s all because Adam is gay! America, get over it!