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Hugh Hefner’s Ho?

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Kendra Wilkinson posted a picture of her very pregnant self on her blog.  Why do people insist on torturing their animals by putting them in Santa apparel?  In human terms, I guess it’s similar to those folks who Scotch tape a bow on their bald-skulled babies.

Anyway, according to Kendra, her dogs Rascal and Martini are dressed as Mr. and Mrs. Claws.  Groan.  Wimper.  Seriously.

I wonder if Kendra used to be a hooker.  Some ex-Hollywood madam named Michelle Braun — she jokingly referred to herself as “like Jesus, only prettier” — recently decided to flirt with the completely obvious and announce that many of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends and Playmates were actually high-paid escorts.  HH is one hot piece of ass and I find it hard to believe that he didn’t land these 20 year olds with his own salty charm.

If Wilkinson was once a call girl however, she should be nervous.  Braun hasn’t officially named names yet, but said of one unattached television personality “If I dropped his name to Page Six, I certainly wouldn’t be his Idol.”  Well, it sure as hell isn’t Ryan Seacrest racking up charges with Dial-A-(female)Whore, so she’s clearly talking about Simon.  This pimpette isn’t exactly subtle.

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  • i just adore Kendra.

    ..and I bought my dogs some sweaters once, as a joke, and they surprisingly love them. they’ll sit there & whine until i put them on. some dogs just like it.

  • I really can’t stand Kendra and her ridiculously obnoxious laugh. If there were a competition for world’s worst laugh, she would win a large, large prize. She’s trash, and has no relevant reason for being famous except for having relations with a geriatric pornographer. Go Kendra!

    • This had me snorting with laughter at my desk… hard to pretend to work when you laugh out loud in the middle of silence. :)

    • i was just about to say.. have you seen leo? lol

      and kendra looks like just a normal run of the mill white trash pregnant lady without any makeup or a skimpy outfit on.

      • Exactly my thought: “Who’s the trailer ho on the gossip blog?” Although maybe I should be blessing her for having the courage in Hollywood to go au naturel, chubbily pregnant and all.

        Naw, I’m just messin’ with ya. Let’s hate on her some more ;)

  • I thought it was obvious they are his call girls. They got paid for f-ing him. Do you really think they would have dated an 80-year-old guy for free?

  • She’s supposed to be hot?? I know 3 chicks on my street that are better looking than that. Jeez, the magic of makeup.

  • Dog on the left looks seriously embarrassed.

    And salty charm? Ew, Wendie, the worst mental image popped into my head after reading that. Have to go now and wash my brain.

  • OKAY. the dog on the right TOTALLY looks like kendra! i was skimming through and saw the dogs face and then “kendra wilkinson” under it and it and thought “totally”. more like her with a non-puffy-from-pregnancy-face than right now.
    okay maybe i’m just crazy.