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Levi Johnston Half-Nudes Are Up!

Levi Johnston Nudes

Playgirl.com launched the first set of photos with Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby’s daddy Levi Johnston today and while he looks hot in the sample pic on the front page, I ain’t paying no $29.99 to discover the rest of the waist-up shots. You, however, can feel free to take this link and do whatever you’d like with it.A spokesperson for Playgirl says that the rest of the shots should be up within the week, but don’t hold your breath because as he’s already announced, we won’t be seeing Johnston’s Johnson or anything like it.

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  • Actually, they aren’t waist up! While I am no fan of Perez, he does have them and they are pretty tantalizing!

  • That photo looked so promising at first.
    Because I hate the douche, my mind automatically placed a noose around his neck with the rope extending upward through his hand.
    It looks like he hung himself from the shower head. If only it were true.

  • I followed the link and all I saw were a bunch of hard dicked gay boys. I thought this was a womans magazine? It’s obviously only meant for cum licking fags, which may be the only people that think Levi has anything going for him.

  • Man this dude is pathetic. That vacuous, moronic, moose fucker stare he has is laughable. He thinks he is so “it” right now but what he doesn’t realize is that he is being used by people. Once his fifteen minutes dries up he is going to get kicked to the curb. He will be broke in no time and will have to move back in with his inbred, dope dealing mother. If he thinks he is going to get custody of his kid he is a bigger moron than I ever thought was possible, even for someone from Alaska.

    • Hey, being from Alaska doesn’t make you a moron, douche. You’ve obviously never been there and don’t have a clue how wonderful it is, so shut the fuck up Asshole-2.

      • I wasn’t bashing the state “A” hole. I have been there. It is the most beautiful state in our country and also one of the most important. The comparison I was trying make is that the morally, and intellectually frost bitten douche is a moron when it comes to leaving Alaska and getting involved with the fucking vultures in the Celebrity business. They are going to pick the meat off him like buzzards on a moose carcass and all that will be left in a few months are his sun bleached bones. Relax, I love Alaska.