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Jon Gosselin

Professional fatty/waste of life Jon Gosselin hopped off a plane at LAX yesterday wearing this message tee. I mean, it’s not like this guy is looking for attention, right? And Quicksilver, Jon? Isn’t that like a 20 dollar t-shirt? What happened to the good ol’ days when you could afford those nice fancy bedazzled tiger/leopard/skull Ed Hardy tops, huh? Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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  • It’s like a surfer shirt right? HI is Hawaii’s abbreviation. Maybe he wore it so he could remember his last nice vacation before they sue his pants off.

  • I couldn’t read past “hopped off a plane at LAX” without getting that infectious terror of a song by Miley Cyrus out of my brain.

  • The first poster nailed it! My sis in law was spending 10 days at a swank hotel in Waikiki, and who is there? Jon Gosselin AND Hailey “face plant” whatever her last name is… with an entourage! She and her big fake titties stayed by the pool with a friend who had the same plastic surgeon, again super huge boobs. Jon rarely came by the pool, heh. I begged her for a photo if she could get it. SIL said their were about 7 people with the whole group that she could tell. Jon.Gosslin.has.an.entourage.

    What does he need a vacation from again?

    • OMG, your sister stayed 10 whole days at a swank hotel. You must feel so connected, you jetsetter you. Spare me!!!!

  • God miss the point much? He’s was at 5 star hotel with a woman he was interviewed breaking up with in an interview. They both lied about “taking break” I think was the way they put it. I’m sorry you are so offended that people have money and travel first class. Your life is probably very sad, the poors have made you bitter.

    • Oh, and you travel first class! That’s rich. Only idiot elitists travel first class these days and even those don’t tend to admit it. I bet your belt and wallet always matches too. Sucker.