Nov 20, 2009 at 01:24 pm by Molls

Tila's Tampon String Flash

28 Responses to “Now I’m Just Trying to Make You Vomit on Your Keyboard”

  1. lethermank says:

    No.

  2. roxyfirecracker says:

    Wow, that is really disgusting. At least do what strippers do, cut the damn string off or tuck it in your vajayjay! Nasty. I think she needs to lay off the meth.

    • Tako says:

      Strippers cut the sting off??? How do you get the tampoon out without the stng? isn’t that the whole porpouse of the stings?… Im very confused now…

      • Tako says:

        string***

      • Elke says:

        Tako,

        I used to be a stripper– what we did was cut the tampon string super short, and shove the tampon up there with our fingers. When it was time to take it out, you just had to go digging in your vagina for it! It could be tricky at times…

      • Anonymous says:

        You are now officially the coolest chick that posts on this site! HOT!

  3. Alzaetia says:

    Last night my husband and I saw a woman in the car in front of us who seemed to be completely flipping out.
    We declared that she had “Gone Tila Tequila.”
    That’s officially our new term for having gone crazy.

  4. Chia says:

    This woman is grotesque. She’s allergic to class.

  5. Maybecrzy says:

    I did not vomit but I laughed hard enough to shoot coffee onto my keyboard at the Christy reference. I bet she is a member of the Tila Army.

  6. Anonymous says:

    interweberoonies
    interweberoonies
    interweberoonies
    I die.

    • MissLeeLoo says:

      LoL… I know… that’s officially my new favourite word!

      Jen, that cat is beyond adorable!

      And after seeing this, I’m gonna have to abstain from coming to this website for a little while… Ok, I lied, I won’t. But that was gross…

  7. Tako says:

    Im way too confused about tampons to say anything atm…

  8. Rachum says:

    Why? Why would I click this? I am ashamed and disturbed, not necessarily in that order.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Sadly, I don’t think it’s her tampon string. After close examination I’m afraid that I now know what happened to Petey, my pet rat I lost during a party at Tilas a couple of weeks ago. I guess I can take the reward posters down now. Sigh.

  10. ann says:

    omg molls we are synched! LoLz~*~*~**~

  11. Chaz says:

    Sure it’s not a tapeworm, or some errant vag cheese drippin down?

    • Chaz says:

      Or maybe a sneak peek at the manufacturing process of the snack sensation sweeping Lower Mozambique… Tila’s Cheezy Cooter Doodles!

  12. Sprayin' Lead says:

    Maybe it is not a tampon string… Maybe she is really a crude See and Say Toy. You pull the string and she starts talking???

    Maybe?

  13. Anonymous says:

    I don’t care what you say, I’d be glad to pull that string for her any day. Of course, I’d want to make sure she couldn’t find me later.

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