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Friday Fun: The Bitches Are Back

Ed and I had so much fun making a video for you last week that we decided to do it again this week. And every week until you stop calling me a man and Ed a lesbian in the comments section. In other words: WE’RE HERE TO STAY. Kinda. Unless Sasha fires me. Hey, Sasha. Please don’t do that. I have a chihuahua to feed. Love you, gurl. This week we’re talking about Oprah, Mariah and Levi Johnston’s dick (or lack there of).

BTW, if you want more of me or Ed you can find our Twitters here and here.

Now back to the news…

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    • When Ed and I die, we just want to be known as a less good version of a stereotype. Your comment means so much to both of us.

      • Ha, Reno’s a good guy. It would be amazing if one day we could do a Molls/Ed/Sasha/Stephen video. Sasha and Stephen ARE pretty cute, admittedly. :)

  • Awww, you guys are cute. 20 years ago I would have wanted to hang out with you… now I just get to say the mom awww.

  • Um, huge ass fan of this. Seriously. I was a HUGE Molls fan back in the day and I’m glad she is doin her vids on the BEET!

  • you guys rock and i love these videos. and by these, i mean this one and the last one. and molly you have awesome jackets. wear a different one every week! and tell me where you got them. but no redsox jackets or anything, or i take back everything nice i just said.

  • …….Really that is not Chaz? Molly I love you and think you are smokin’ hot! Thanks for all your……….stuff?Do you do any nudity? I am really drunk right now, so you know, want to hook up? I think we would make a great couple…….burp.Shit,where did I leave my beer? Molls love your blog, sometimes…..wash your feet and maybe we could be, I don’t know.

  • “And every week until you stop calling me a man”
    I don’t know if you’re just kidding or you really took what I said way too serious/personal, but I think I’ve said I’m sorry enough times :(. I did NOT mean to hurt you in any way, and even though I did, I already said that I didn’t watch the video when I said that, I just saw a screenshot and since you had a sweater covering your hair I thought you were a guy.

    Anyway, I don’t even know if you read my comment on that post, but I’m really sorry that I called you a guy.

  • These videos are the shiiit! You two are HILarious. And after seeing the pics from the Levi Johnston’s spread, I’m way too pissed I won’t be seeing any Johnston johnson. He’s lookin’ hot, in a “you’re such an idiot and you piss me off…now take off your pants” sort of way. :( Tear for me.