Nov 19, 2009 at 09:32 am by Wendie

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I guess there comes a time in a celebrity’s life when he or she just has enough money.  Brad Pitt — and unrelated, but can we just take a moment to analyze Brangie’s body language in a photo taken last week? — obviously has reached that stage since he forfeited $5M to trick or treat with his kids on Halloween.

Pitt was offered five million bucks to appear at the Grand Prix Ball Abu Dhabi in the United Arab Emirates on October 31st and turned it down.  Well, according to the event’s organizer, Pitt actually accepted the offer but then ended up being a no show. “We were told he would be attending as the guest of the Tourism Development & Investment Company.  But he was a no-show, and nobody seemed to know why.”

Beyonce, Timbaland and Aerosmith are not yet rich enough — they all appeared and performed.

29 Responses to “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Sure Are Expensive in Brad Pitt’s World”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I’ve certainly reached the point where Octomum and Angelina Jolie look the same to me. Scary stuff.

  2. dd says:

    She’s turned into a robot.

  3. Una says:

    I’m wondering when Brad will start braiding and putting beads into his goatee a la Captain Jack Sparrow. It’s looking a little sketchy.

  4. momster says:

    And what is up with the way his pants are fitting around the crotch area? Can this millionaire not afford a tailor? And she does look like a Madame Toussand wax figurine.

    • Chuck says:

      The answer to his ill-fitting pants?

      He’s also letting his pubes grow to a monstrous length.

    • Erandyn says:

      I was thinking that, too… she looks “preserved”, and like she’s trying not to move her face, in case that leads to wrinkles. Oh, wait… she probably *can’t* move her face.

  5. Not a Feeb says:

    Are they planning on spending the $5million on that tennis ball enclosed in glass case?

    And Someone needs to pin Brad down and shave that nasty ass hair off his face. What’s with the Kernel Sanders look?

    • dani says:

      Kernal? Really? Come on. COLONEL

      • Not a Feeb says:

        Word Nazi? Really? Come on. It’s a friggin BLOG.

      • Erandyn says:

        Yeah, it’s only a blog! Who cares if someone makes it clear that they didn’t finish high school… it’s not a job interview, right?

        lol…..

      • Not a Feeb says:

        Unlike yourself who must clearly be a member of Mensa as all internet posters are. *snort*

      • Erandyn says:

        You think only a member of Mensa would know how to spell “colonel”?

        Wow, I underestimated how much of an intellectual *strain* spelling correctly must be for people like you… phew, my apologies.

      • Chia says:

        Lots of people aren’t good spellers, it doesn’t make them stupid. That word isn’t part of anyone’s every day lexicon unless they are in the military. What is the point of attacking someone for a misspelled word? So you can feel superior? You must be a very insecure person to sit here all day picking apart posts on a gossip blog. And in case you didn’t notice, the owners/writers of this blog routinely make spelling/grammar mistakes. EVERYONE does it.

      • Whit says:

        Hahahahahahahaha. Thank you so much for pointing that out. I thought the exact same thing. Jeez. Kernel. “Kernel of popcorn Sanders.”

    • Anonymous says:

      hey Not a Feeb! you’re a Dweeb.

  6. dani says:

    i didnt mean to be nasty, forgot my LOL after that. i agree, wtf is that ball in the glass. “art”

    • Not a Feeb says:

      Ok, I’ll forgive you. Look how they’re looking at that stupid thing like it’s the most amazing thing ever. How much you wanna bet they’re stoned? Stoners think the dumbest things are amazing, kinda like cats.

  7. daniwho says:

    Like Julia Roberts said in Pretty Woman, when whoring yourself for money, Brad gets to say Who and when…and well, who…..

    I think it’s good that he went out with the kids on Halloween. What could he do to perform?!

  8. Anonymous says:

    oh my god brad YOU NEED TO LOSE THE BEARD ASAP. just because you have a million children to sit on your lap it does not make you SANTA.

  9. Gabriella says:

    Jolie looks ill, plastic, wasted, shot, sickly and just plain awful.

    And Pitt looks silly.

  10. blah says:

    I don’t care – she will never stop being hot to me.

  11. Anonymous says:

    That scrawny bitch is just dying to shove that green egg between her legs and incubate it for 9 months.

  12. seattlecity says:

    i don’t care what anyone says, she is still so sexy; say mean things if you want, but if she can break up jennifer anistons’ marriage she can probably break up almost any marriage you know

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