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That creature in purple is repugnant.
Just as well she doesn’t live in Japan. Lawmakers there have just set a maximum waist size. It is now illegal to be fat there.
Concerned about rising rates of both in a graying nation, Japanese lawmakers last year set a maximum waistline size for anyone age 40 and older: 85 centimeters (33.5 inches) for men and 90 centimeters (35.4 inches) for women.
35% of women in the US are classified as obese.
I bet you’ll change your tune once you see the movie she stars in. It’ll touch you, you will be outraged, you will cry for an hour about the injustice, then you will go back to calling fellow humans “creatures” on blogs.
Your posting is repugnant, Trolly Dolly Bolly Golly Wolly BLAAAAAA! What did you do before the internet to express under a veil your overall disdain? You’d never make a comment like that in real time with a group of strangers.
Hey dipshit, you forgot that Japan restricts maximum dick size to 4 inches and only allows 40 men at a time to use some poor submissive woman as a sperm dartboard. Who the fuck cares what the goddamn Japanese say. Hell, they haven’t even figured out that they could eat with a fucking fork instead of two sticks!
She just looks so unhealthy. There is such a thing as big & beautiful but this is not it.
Her arms were not designed to hold that weight, it is distorting her. Look, before the large & lovely crowd attacks, I’m not knocking her for being fat.
She is unfit. I’ll tell you right now, that girl can’t hardly walk up a flight of stairs without huffing & puffing, no way can she run. That weight is literally suffocating a body never intended to support that kind of load. Her risk of diabetes, hypertension, heart disease & stroke must be through the roof.
Paging Oprah. Hook this young woman up with a personal trainer & chef. STAT!
Yup.
They’ve just destroyed all my twins fantasies.
Twin one overdid the eyeliner, Twin two overdid the lipstick.
And as for Precious-we all know she’s heavy. Wear Spanx for God’s sake. Choose a dress that doesn’t cling. And never EVER go sleeveless.
I love Gabourey Sidibe’s dress, and she looks so happy in it. Her shoes confused me though. I thought they were on the wrong feet but I figured out her legs were crossed–not a good pose for anyone.
As odd as they normally look, both of them here look cleaned up. Both of them actually have on a full face of makeup and it is done well. Even the bold lipstick is evenly applied and has a nice matte finish.
I never notice till now but they have left their eyebrows alone. None of that pin-thin arched brows non-sense.
I even love both of their coats.
The Olsen twins are definitely not as pretty as they used to be. Its a shame really, because I used to look up them. If they werent child stars nobody would bat an eyelid at them now. Ashley just seems to be much more grounded and normal than MK. That outfit isnt doing her any favours either. Shame shame shame shame.
Gabourey needs a stylist (and a dress with sleeves). I’m not thin and will never be thin, but you can be big and beautiful if you learn how to pose, how to dress, and try to be toned.
… Is Tim Burton even old enough to get a ‘Tribute Event’?
It looks like her shoes are on the wrong feet.. poor dear is way way too fat, miserable and carrying deadly lard where heart attacks begin. She is on a sudden death watch list by her insurers I am sure.
the lipstick one is ashley because she is the taller one right?
I don’t know how to tell the twins apart, but the non-lipstick one looks pretty good. The lipstick is bad. Makes her look like a vampire, but maybe that’s what she was going for.
The poor Precious girl…yes she’s heavy and that’s fine, but her poor arms. I think they make her look even bigger than she actually is. Sleeveless is definitely a no-no for her (not just for her, for me too!) But she does look happy, so good for her.
The twin on the right looks at least fifteen years older than the one on the left. She also looks like she had a nose job.
My thoughts too – it looks like she’s giving Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon some hours.
Yeah, and her face looks longer… she’s starting to get that horsey look that SJP was born with.
I didnt even recognize mary kate! I thought who is that older woman with ashley?? she looks horrendous with that lipstick and i think she got work done…
She really needs to find a dress that compliments her figure. I understand that bodies like hers are difficult to dress, but come on. This is so unflattering and accentuates everything that it shouldn’t.
Watch how that weight falls off the happier she gets! Best diet in the world is happiness and passion. It’s lovely to see an underdog achieve incredible success.
Oh, what’s that Tim Burton? You’ve casted Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter as two of the lead roles in your newest movie? How ORIGINAL of you!
Is it just me or does Mary-Kate look totally different in a “plastic” way? Her face looks very done.
mk reminds me of maggie gyllenhaal, I think she had a nose job (not good)
MK looks like freaking sharon stone. RECENT sharon stone at that.
i don’t think i need to say anymore.
i am quite frightened by that elderly looking twin on the right. oh my god.
I guess Mary-Kate got sick of being a twin. So they no longer look like twins, although supposedly they are fraternal, not identical twins. They used to look identical to me.
Definitely, she had the tip of her nose narrowed. It’s amazing how different she looks now.
Gabourey Sidibe needs a stylist. i am a big girl and honestly im pretty sure my hips are actually larger than hers, but i would not be caught dead in anything like that dress. its just completely the wrong shape for her. just because you are fat doesnt mean you cant dress decently. and im sure there are several plus size designers that would be happy to dress her much better than that. rule of thumb for fat chicks: just say no to sleeveless.