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Taylor Swift Continues to Be the Most Awesome Person on the Planet

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My mother watched Taylor Swift on SNL this weekend. Then she called me and was like, “I watched that Taylor Swift girl on Saturday Night Live. I don’t understand what the big deal is. I wasn’t impressed.”

I am no longer on speaking terms with my mother.

Because Taylor Swift is hands-down the greatest person in the world, and I am going to adopt her as my little sister and then we are going to be best friends and do everything together and she will write songs about me titled things like “Sisterhood: A Love Story” and “My Heart Beets for You, Adoptive Sister” and I will come with her to all her awards shows. And she will dedicate awards to me, because we are best friends. Anyway. On Wednesday, Taylor became the youngest artist ever to win the coveted title of Entertainer of the Year at the Country Music Awards. She also claimed awards for Female Vocalist of the Year, Music Video of the Year for her song “Love Story” and Album of the Year with “Fearless.” WOW. Rock on, Tay-Tay. You deserve it. Also: Who the fuck are the Jonas Brothers, again?

“I want to thank every single person here tonight for not running up on stage during this speech,” she said when picking up her trophy for female vocalist.

ZOMG. Love her so much. LOVE YOU, TAYLOR! Just one little criticism: You’re getting too damn thin!! Eat something, girlie!

Also there: A brunette Kellie Pickler, Carrie Underwood, Faith Hill and Tim McGraw, Nicole Kidman, her two breasts and that guy she’s married to, and LeAnn Rimes, who looks just terrible and inexplicably managed to get mascara on her teeth, I think.

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  • Didn’t Jennifer Garner wear this dress to the Oscars a couple of years ago? Or one that looked almost exactly like this? I’ve seen this dress before…

  • She’s cute, but there is no getting around the fact that she can’t sing live. They really do a number on her voice in the studio.

    • Agreed… I can’t stand watching her perform. I don’t mind her songs when I hear them on the radio, but she’s probably the most awkward performer and really not that great of a singer.

  • That’s hands-down the BEST I’ve seen Nicole Kidman look in many years (except those awful chesticle-thingies). It’s about time you went red again old girl.

    LeAnn, how did you get that all over your teeth? And look at you–brazenly posing in there wearing WHITE of all colors you home-wrecking biotch.

    That said, I am liking little Tay-Tay and sadly agree she can’t sing live for shit, but what’s this swastika picture you’re talking about? What did I miss?!

  • I have jumped on the beet band wagon….I love Taylor Swift!!! She just seems so sweet and genuine. I didn’t think her performance was bad. She is 19 for heaven sake and she isn’t an opera singer she’s a pop star. There were alot of people who didn’t sound great last night. Just sayin…..

    • I adore Taylor Swift and think that she is the sweetest thing, but her performance was in fact horrendous. I”m not sure what being 19 has to do with anything. LeAnn Rimes could out sing her at 14. And ya, she’s not an opera singer…..um, okay??? Being a “pop singer” doesn’t mean you suck. Christina Aguilera anyone? I think that if you are able to get a RECORD DEAL then gosh darn it prove that you can SING! Haha, is that too much to ask now days?

  • I have jumped on the beet band wagon….I love Taylor Swift!!! She just seems so sweet and genuine. I didn’t think her performance was bad. She is 19 for heaven sake and she isn’t an opera singer she’s a pop star. There were alot of people who didn’t sound great last night. Just sayin…..

  • Ok, I like Taylor Swift, but entertainer of the year? I don’t really think any artist can earn that, there’s so many ppl out there, I hate all this segregation, we should all just enjoy everybody and stop putting them up on pedestals, esp. when there are other artists equally as good. That’s all I’m saying, pls don’t hate. (‘cuz I’m seriously not hatin myself) =)

  • She’s not country. Half the shit out now isn’t country. It’s putting on a fake “twang” and adding a steel guitar to their would-be pop song.

    I mean, she’s not from Nashville, or even Tennessee. She’s from motherfucking Pennsylvania.

    • I agree with ya! I’ve picked up on this slight Southern accent from her in a couple of interviews and I’m like “Uhh I dont think you can get that up in Pennsylvania!” I’m not hating, I just feel like the sweet, innocent persona of hers is too much, and girls peaked too fast. There’s gonna be a backlash soon and it can only go down from here Im guessing.

  • Taylor looks beautiful. She’s also a very nice and down-to-earth girl. Not that I have spoken to her before, but it shows very often.

    At least Taylor is honest and doesn’t lip sync, unlike most of the singers nowadays. You should hear her sing ‘White Horse’ and ‘You’re Not Sorry’ live, it’s even better than the recording. ‘You Belong With Me’ is actually a pretty difficult song to sing for her. But she’s talented! She can write her own songs which have outstanding lyrics. I laugh at you all who call her talentless.

  • Hey i like sing country style i never say im from a country or state who speak like “hi y’all” So i dont know wat all the fuss is about really