I’m still titling this ongoing nonsense the Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson We Don’t Give a Fuck 2009 Tour, but I’ll give credit where credit is due: At the UK red carpet event for New Moon, there are actually some photos of Kristen Stewart where she kinda-sorta looks like she’s giving a fuck. I’m impressed with her, but I’m disappointed. I look forward to photos of Kristen Stewart press events, and I count on her to entertain me with new and improved I-don’t-give-a-fuck faces. Don’t buy into the Hollywood nonsense, Kristen! Fight the power! Get stoned and look bored! It’s what you do so very well.