If the shit didn’t hit the fan some time ago for Jon Gosselin, it definitely is now.
A former bodyguard of the “reality star” has been subpoenaed in TLC’s case against him and his testimony is going to be less than helpful in helping Jon gain custody of his kids.
The bodyguard is claiming that not only has he seen Jon do cocaine many times (no surprise there. His face has been looking like it’s been stung by bees for a minute now) and that he’s also seen Jon’s secret sex tape. Supposedly Jon made the tape while in LA back in October and some of his friends paid a girl to have sex with him while a hidden camera was running. Sounds like Jon is surrounding himself with a lot of savory people. Sounds like he’s on the right track.
It’s hard to tell if the bodyguard’s story is true, as it IS being reported by the Enquirer, but when it comes down to his legal testimony, he could do jail time for lying on the stand. Ahhh! This is all so exciting! I can’t handle it.
So will his sex tape be on Funny or Die too?
Haha! Good one.
I’m sure he can spell S-T-U-P-I-D now!
Please no Jon Gosselin sex tape!
Dear God,
Please let Jon be fucking Carrie Prejean in his sex video. That would make my life complete.
How did this guy get so dumb?
I said it in the begining when they first split, a tape of him doing drugs would surface. albiet i thought pot, not coke.
Wait till Hailey has had enough and her girl crew comes out.
I said it before-octomom=stupid
Kate=one savy smart lady. She let the gossip rags do the leg work for her. She didnt cheat. no sex is worth giving up your kids, money and fame!
Chillax peeps, kids will be fine or at least as screwed up as the crazy neighbors kids. But with a lot more cash. Hope they dont have daddy’s nose!
Kate has to be doing the hully-gully or the official stand up gay clap! lol
Either way in private you know she is dancing and cheering and giving that cunt aunt jodi the finger. “Ha ha bitch, I am richer, have the sympathy of most mothers and richer and no Jon to share with and richer.” lol
It just makes me laugh, actually our loud. Men, they are there own worst enemies for sure.
He looks like a disgusting swine.
It’s amazing; no matter how immature and ill-judged his behavior is, I still end up thinking that Kate would be worse to live with and that she is more dishonest at some fundamental level.
She may have way more self-discipline than he but I still hold her responsible for the failure of the marriage (well, she did admit that she ended it, but I mean the emotional breakdown).
I guess there won’t be a Kate-gate, exposing her stupid or unethical behavior, but I can’t help but wish that she gets her comeuppance, well and truly.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The last thing I ever want to see is Jon Gosselin having sex with anyone/anything!
A sex tape with a mongoloid in it. I’m going to pass on that one. Yes Kate secretly sold her soul to Satan for this to come to pass – her new show with the kids should be on TV by the beginning of the year, Jon the snorting sex fiend with women coming to the house where the kids are will be paying 7 billion dollars a month in child support and have to visit them with sheriff supervision, way to go douche!
Just reading the title to this literally made me puke a little into my own mouth. Please god no….Oh and to the writers here at Beet: is it possible to post pictures of like really hot men and we just pretend like they’re Jon Gosselin? Like couldn’t you put pics of that male model you love from the Britney Spears music video’s and he would permanently replace that troglodytes face? Pretty please?
Really??? More sex tapes? Do these people ever learn????
AS A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL I WOULD DIRECTLY ATTRIBUTE HIS CASE OF MEITIS TO A TEXTBOOK COKE HABIT
I cannot even imagine being his child and hearing about this. True or not, this is going to be very, very tough on Mady and Cara at least, if not all eight of his babies…
Is there anyway that Jon, Carrie Prejan and all the other fucktards could be shipped to North Korean never to be heard from again? I think this needs to be the new US foreign policy.