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I was so confused. I knew there was some sort of country music award ceremony this week and pictures from the 57th Annual BMI Country Awards came across the wire this morning. Now, I wouldn’t attend an awards show that reminded me of my body mass index either, but I was surprised to see how few celebs attended. Like, Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift were there, but not too many more notables (if you can count Chris Sligh of American Idol “fame” as a notable).
It took a little bit of research for me to learn that the awards that people actually pay attention to, the CMAs, are tonight. Prepare for a blinding photo gallery tomorrow full of the over-whitened teeth and liberal use of sequins that I’ve come to expect from Nashville.
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Nicole Kidman is much less scary with red hair.
I agree. Her hair looks lovely. And her face is less scary too (although she’s done something weird to her lips).
I know it’s unacceptable on this site to make fun of Taylor Swift, but oh my God her hair is awful.
Yeah, not everyone in Nashville is over-whitened, fake, and shiny. Thanks a lot.
Just people at Vanderbilt!
NICOLE’S PLASTIC SURGEON IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK
Note to Nicole Kidman’s dress designer: run! You forgot to finish the hem on her red sack dress and she’s gonna be pissed. And btw, I made better dresses for my Barbies when I was 9 years old.
While it’s true that I’m 70% teeth, I get all my shiny sparkle from intense, internal bitchiness.