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Fill in the Blank: Pamela Anderson is a(n) _____________

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Pamela Anderson has been hanging out (lit.er.ally) in her trailer that is currently a home that she shares with her sons Brandon and Dylan.  She claims that she isn’t poor, she likes living in her double-wide whilst construction carries on at her main residence in Malibu.

Her little darlings, spawn created with the sperm of Tommy Lee, appear to be following in their dad’s footsteps.  And Pam’s reaction to it all doesn’t sound strong enough to keep them from going down the same path as Lee.

The former Baywatch star is currently living in a beachside trailer with Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11 – her kids with wildman rocker Tommy Lee – while their nearby home in Malibu, California is being renovated. And Anderson’s boys are so much trouble she now worries about scheduling workcommitments out of town and leaving her mom, Carol, to look after her sons – because they’re beginning to take after their rock star father. She says, “Boy, they’re so feisty. When I get home and I’m not home for a couple days, they gotta be put back in their bodies immediately.

“They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips – and everyone’s concerned for their safety. And mom’s like, ‘Oh, they’ve been riding the whole weekend, they’re having a blast!’ I was like, ‘They’re not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!’ They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time.”

She adds, “My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who’s 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. Brandon threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him. Now I’m getting called into school.

“But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, ‘I’ve seen your mom with her clothes off!’ I’ve tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn’t good but Brandon was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It’s so sad.”

Well, shit.  I’m no Dr. Phil, but I do have one suggestion on how she could help her kids.  Uh … put some underwear on?  That would help her kids and the entire nation, really.

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