Oh. My. God. Guyyyyyyyzzzzz, like, Rachel Zoe literally fired her assistant Taylor last Friday. Oh, I die! Miserable Taylor “Everything in the World Hurts Including This Horrible Job, Kindness and Sun on my Skin” Jacobsen — we’ve seen plenty of her carping on The Rachel Zoe Project — sent an e-mail to her contacts that made it sound like she quit as opposed to being like, canned: “After four amazing years at Rachel Zoe Corporation, I’m saddened and exhilarated at the same time to announce my departure. After much thought and consideration, I have decided to take the challenging leap to go off and style on my own.” Oh, what a disaster!
I’m so upset over this news. No, I’m not kidding, guys. Like, you don’t even know. This is bananas! My earlobes are pulsing and I like, blackout every time I blink and I’m so like … sick about this that I threw up the lima bean I ate for breakfast. I’m pretty sure I’m going to die … lit. er. ally.
This is the first time I heard RZ speak and she does NOT sound well for a woman at that age. She claims to be stylish and classy but in my book no lady who speaks like a truck driver is classy.
~LIA~
Oh. My. God. Wendie.
This is so ba-nan-as. Lit-er-ally ba-nan-as.
Uh.
This article made my brain hurt. This is how this woman really speaks? Terrible!
Rachel Zoe is painfully skinny. Every time I see a picture of her, I cringe at the way her ribs and collarbone stick out. Gross.
Brad is the ONLY one who is interesting to watch!
I am ashamed to say I watched this silly show. Taylor is a constant negative force and to call her a bitch is insulting to all the bitches of the world. She treats people around her like crap including her boss, Rachel. Rachel promoted her at the end of last season but I guess something hit the fan afterwards. Brad is sweet and funny — I hope he becomes a great right hand man for Rachel Zoe.
Rachel obviously does not eat enough to keep her healthy. She was sick a lot of last season but the doctor on the show avoided the obvious problem….an eating disorder. Maybe the producers & Rachel would not allow it discussed. She looks like she just was released from a concentration camp for Christ’s sake! Oh well.
I also watch this silly show.
And I agree about ongoing health issue being about her starvation diet.
If Zoe decided to eat a few healthy meals, a couple times a week, she would perk up. But her constant whining about it is annoying. Eat or shut up. You are doing it to yourself.
But seriously does anyone really think Zoe fired Taylor?
Like face to face.
Not a chance in hell did she do it.
Maybe she sent in the mailman or that goofy husband of hers to do it. But Zoe didn’t have the guts to do it.
And if you saw the episode about how Zoe handle the whole trip to Paris fashion week. You know she didn’t actually tell Taylor anything. haha! Wait maybe she sent in Brad??
But Zoe is aging so badly. When her older sister came to visit and had those pictures of Rachel as teenager and into her early 20’s. You realize that the sister looked 10 years younger than Rachel now.
I thought Rachel was closer to 50 than 40. Seriously how old is she? 42?
Who. gives. a. shit. about. this. anorexic. scarecrow? Grunt. Grunt. Oh. I. do. plop. plop.
Thank God – relief at last. Now the word Tay-Tay can refer to Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner. It will be interesting to see which other female flunky takes over Tay-Tay’s job, or if Brad does and then turns into as crazy and bitter an employee at Taylor.
I never did understand why Rachel tolerated Taylor’s childish rudeness or why Taylor didn’t manage her helpers better.
The dysfunctional show must go on, unless Rachel finally starves herself into an early, Chanel-clad grave.
Oh good. Maybe now instead of the cranky, bipolar Old English Sheep Dog, RZ can finally get an assistant that will, I don’t know, not contribute her demise? God I hate this show.
Anyone know when the next season airs?