5OMG! Kelly Kapowski is Having a Baby!
Tiffani Thiessen aka Kelly Kapowski aka Valerie on 90210 is HAVING A BABY! For some reason this news has me through the roof, and mostly because I secretly am hoping the baby is Zach’s. Ahhh! Wouldn’t you just die?!?!?
According to People Magazine, which I’m sure is a publication filled with big fat liars with no hopes and dreams left from their childhood, she’s actually preggo with Brady Smith’s baby. Clearly since I’ve never heard of him this entire thing is just a cover up and she’s definitely having Zach’s baby. In their favorite booth at The Max. Mmmm, milkshakes. Also, they’re trying to clam that this couple has been married since 2005 and they’ve been wanting kids forever and that they’re over the moon. Sounds like a big ol’ PR move to me.
Whatever. That thing is totally Zach’s.
Congrats to Tiffani/Kelly/Valerie and Tom Brady! (I’m sure that I got that last part incorrect)
That Brian Austin Green is just living the life. He’s dated Tiffany(-Amber) Thiessen, Vanessa Marcil (and procreated with her), and now he gets to play on-off boyfriend to Megan Fox.
I hate it when people “clam” that I’m pregnant.
STOP TRYING SO HARD! jeez i can literally feel you pulling out my teeth trying to get laughs.
It’s Zack.
Why don’t you type like how you type on your blog. It’ll be funnier that way.
I think she is so pretty but the like color changes in her face in this picture are driving me up a wall.
Congratulations to her either way!