Tiffani Thiessen aka Kelly Kapowski aka Valerie on 90210 is HAVING A BABY! For some reason this news has me through the roof, and mostly because I secretly am hoping the baby is Zach’s. Ahhh! Wouldn’t you just die?!?!?
According to People Magazine, which I’m sure is a publication filled with big fat liars with no hopes and dreams left from their childhood, she’s actually preggo with Brady Smith’s baby. Clearly since I’ve never heard of him this entire thing is just a cover up and she’s definitely having Zach’s baby. In their favorite booth at The Max. Mmmm, milkshakes. Also, they’re trying to clam that this couple has been married since 2005 and they’ve been wanting kids forever and that they’re over the moon. Sounds like a big ol’ PR move to me.
Whatever. That thing is totally Zach’s.