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GSN has already cornered the market on documenting the events of Carnie Wilson’s ass and now Kirstie Alley has a show of her own.
She’s going to be in a ten-episode series on A&E that will document her weight loss journey. The last time I heard from Ellie Mae Clampett Kirstie (springtime), she was on Oprah — you know what a fan I am of Big O — and she said that she had a secret plan for weight loss. A plan that she wasn’t willing to reveal, but one that would be effective. Apparently, Alley’s plan hasn’t been working out and the Thetans have been unable to assist her efforts, so we are all going to be privy to Kirstie on a treadmill. Joy.
Why can’t Kirstie shut the hell up about her weight, go get bi-sected and credit it to Pilates the way God intended?
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Life is good when you get paid a ton of money to lose a ton of weight – repeatedly! She has her “meal ticket” set for the rest of her life, or until people get totally tired of her yo-yo dieting.
With the blonde ‘do (or don’t in my opinion) she has a certain Ferginess to her. Well if Stacey gained some lbs…
Man, she’s a pig.
Lol, Fergie in 5 years.
Her eyes are shrinking into her skull and her lips are getting so puffy. I thought that acne cleared up after puberty?
Would it be cruel to shout “Norm” when she enters a bar?
I love her,, she can be anysize she wants ,,she is beautiful