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Mel Gibson and New Girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva at X-Men Wolverine Premiere, Pictures Photos

Oksana Grigorieva has just given birth to Mel Gibson’s eighth child.

I am therefore requesting that all of you smart, sensible, responsible, sane human beings out there who are in stable relationships drop trow and get to making some babies, immediately. If you’re in a same-sex relationship, do your part and donate your white squigglies, get artificially inseminated, adopt, and do whatever else you can to raise some kids in your smart, sensible, stable, sane homes.

Because at the rate people like Mel Gibson, Octomom, and the Duggar family are going, it won’t be long before we’re outnumbered.

Do your part.

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  • Aw hell, but those of us who are sane know better than to unsafely bear eight kids at once or establish their own church and then break said church’s rules.

    And if I think it is bad that I’m hiding my BC from a Southern Baptist mother, imagine how bad hiding a pregnancy from her would turn out…

    Don’t forget that Pam Anderson, Kevin Federline, Mike Tyson, and Flavor Flav are all parents. Wow.

  • We already are outnumbered. WAY outnumbered. Like, the movie 300 outnumbered. We live in a world where people still go around saying “indians” instead of native americans just because some idiots centuries ago got lost and thought they were in a different continent? Or where Spam emails continue to annoy everyone because someone somewhere is actually opening them?
    Or where Lindsay Lohan is called upon to design garments for actual humans?
    There is no hope.

    • i agree with ciara 100% there is like, 2 normal kids to every eight nut jobs….barely a dent. i can hardly survive this mess, let alone make another little human.

  • While I do agree that people like Mel Gibson, Octomom, and the Gosselins have caused irreversable damage to the gene pool and their own poor children, the Duggar family in no way deserves to be grouped in with these people. Their beliefs may not appeal to the rest of us, but there is no denying that Michelle and Jim Bob have raised well adjusted, beautiful kids, despite the media attention they get. The kids are always cared and provided for, and even if some people think there are too many of them, all you have to do is turn on the program to know that their family functions better than most families with a normal number of children.

    • The girls get up and cover the tv screen when a woman in a bikini comes on so the boys won’t see it. They also shield the boys from any woman walking down the street that’s less than modest.
      That isn’t well adjusted.
      I wonder what’s going to happen to them if any of them leave home before they get married. I suspect that after they’re married it will become their wives’ job to protect them from images of provocative women.

    • While I do agree that the Duggars seem the most functional of the families, I do think it’s detrimental to the children in the family to have SO many brothers and sisters and very little attention from the parents. I mean seriously now, how much one on one time do you think those kids get?? And also putting them on tv can’t be good either. The majority of children in the entertainment business end up with all kinds of problems as adults. Also, over population is quickly becoming a major problem for our planet, sad to say, but it is true.

  • leave the Duggars out of this!!!!!

    Haha I love the Duggars. Although, I used to love Jon & Kate plus Eight, too (when they still maintained some level of normalcy, at least).