Chelsea Handler was on Leno — she mentioned that her father found her to be very sexual and I’m wondering if she was raised by Mitch Winehouse — last night and playing coy.  I love these “talents” that have no problem posing for a snatcherfold but then balk at the reveal.  Please.  Leno had Handler’s December Playboy cover hugely enlarged and hung.  ”Hugely enlarged and hung.”  Didn’t that sound dirty?  Anyway, Chelsea was all like, “Noooooo, nooooo!  I don’t want to see it for the first time on your show.”  Whatever, Chels.  Your twat is public property now.  Public pubes.

Jay is obviously trying to be edgy instead of all Wonder Bread these days and I admit it was the first time he’s made me laugh … ever.  It wasn’t a laugh, even.  A smirk.  It’s the first time he’s ever made me smirk.

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin’s pothead 22 year old girlfriend, has been running her mouth to the tabloids again, except now she’s dishing on her own man. Of course, the statement was made in an interview on The Insider that’s due to air tonight, so I’m sure that there’s either a hook like “but I asked him to do that because clearly I like to be punished! It’s a kinky thing!” or the Jon and Hailey (“Jailey”) are seriously that desperate to stay relevant. A source close to Jon says that he was comfortable with her doing the interview and told People, “He was very supportive of her doing the interview. He wants her to clear her name.” But did he want her to smear his in the process?

Now, call me irrational, but wouldn’t your girlfriend going on television in the middle of your public divorce that involves the custody of eight children and saying, “He’ll call me and take his anger out on me. He has ‘mantrums.’ I shouldn’t have to put up with being emotionally abused. I cry and say, ‘Why are you so mean to me?’ “, be a deal breaker? I would think that that would be a dealbreaker. Oh and this one, this one too: “Sometimes he has trouble with the truth and he will dance and dance around his lies. He’s like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him.” Really Grade-A material for his estranged wife’s lawyer, dontcha think?

And if Jon really is abusive to Hailey, well, sadly I don’t find that to be all that huge of a surprise, but I hope that someone in her life sees this public announcement about his behavior and helps her break it off.

Throughout the Levi Johnston Famewhore Tour ’09, Sarah Palin has stayed pretty tight lipped about the whole thing. Surprising because Levi has publicly slandered her in all the right places. He went so far as to take his mother and sister to Tyra where they had a “Johnston Family Speaks Out”-type special in which numerous private details about both Palin and her daughter, Bristol. After Levi’s appearance on CBS’ The Early Show this morning, Palin couldn’t keep quiet anymore.

Levi flat-out said in his interview that Palin would refer to her son Trigg, who has Down Syndrome, as “retarded” and then followed that by saying that he has a lot more info that would damage whatever rep she has left. “You know, I mean, if I really wanted to hurt her, I could very easily. But there’s – I’m not gonna do it.”

Obviously a line was crossed over at the Palin camp because a statement was issued this afternoon by Palin who sounds like she’s not messing around, either. “We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family,” Palin says in a statement. “We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our ‘blessed little angel’ who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life.”

With Levi scheduled to shoot Playgirl and plenty of more publicity opportunities on the line, I bet there’s going to be a lot more chances for him to go after the Palin’s. I would suggest that he not do it, but deep down I know that I just want to hear the juicy gossip.

“The baby that they say has style is Tom Cruise’s daughter, Suri, but that’s not really my style. I’m a little hipper. The producers say the way I dress the girls reminds them of Kimora Lee Simmons’ daughters.”

- Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Teresa Guidice telling InTouch about why her babies are the most fabulously dressed babies in all the land.

BTW, is that a pink tumor coming out of little Audriana’s head?

YoungHollywood grabbed an interview with Sophia Bush at an event in Los Angeles last night and the interviewer jumped right from the cause of the night (encouraging young artists) to “social media”. At that point, Sophia jumped in and started getting mad. “I do not have a Twitter, I do not have a Facebook, I do not have a MySpace and I do not have a Friendster, so if you’re following me on any of those things, it’s not me!” Good, glad we cleared that up.

She also mentioned the thing that annoys her the most about her fakers. As a journalism major, Sophia takes her spelling and grammar very seriously and hates that so many of the people that pretend to be her online can’t spell to save their lives. “If you’re going to pretend to be me, at least spell check!”

Yeah, so all you people out there pretending you’re Sophia Bush, get better at it!

Pamela Anderson stepped out in London yesterday with what appears to be a baby bump. Normally I don’t buy in to baby bump madness because it can usually just be attributed to a big meal and a small dress, but I dunno about this one. I’m thinking that, if it’s even possible for her to still procreate, Pam may very well be with child. The only thing that’s keeping me from saying “that’s for sure a baby bump” is that Pam is already a mother of two, and if she’s not keeping up with an active lifestyle and healthy diet, it would make sense that any weight she gains would settle in her tummy area. I haven’t seen Pam trying to squeeze in to any bikinis lately, so maybe it’s just that. Still, I wouldn’t rule out the possibility that she’s gotten knocked up again.