The first five minutes of Disney’s newest animated film The Princess And The Frog has been released online and it looks adorable. Personally, I prefer this style Disney cartoon over a lot of the fancy schmancy Pixar stuff they’ve been doing lately. There’s something to be said for the classics, and beside, I can’t even see 3D because I was born with a lazy eye. Whatever, I’m not extremely curious and slightly bitter or anything.

Also, one cool thing about this video above is that it’s not fully colored yet, and toward the end it flashes back and forth between completed and not-so-completed footage. It’s pretty fascinating to see, even if you’re not the kind of grown ass person who thoroughly enjoys a good animated family comedy like myself.

New mama Nicole Richie was rear-ended by a couple of stalker-status paparazzi who were driving too close to her vehicle in order to score the perfect shot. Unfortunately, the pap in the driver’s seat was both unlicensed and uninsured, so he’s doubly screwed. However, things could be a lot worse: Police at the scene reported that Nicole was feeling a bit shaken up by the whole thing and claimed to need a check out. Lt. Tony Lee of the Beverly Hills Police department shared People Magazine “She told officers she was going to seek her own medical treatment, so it’s unknown if she’s headed to a hospital or not.”

I normally err on the side of “Well, you’re famous so dealing with the paps is part of your job”, but it’s circumstances like these that always make me wonder what would have happened if either of her children had been in the car or what would have happened if the accident was much worse and if perhaps then there would finally be some laws that protect celebrities from being so frequently harassed. While having crappy pictures taken of you while you’re shlubbing around the pharmacy or even at the market with your kids feel like an unfortunate aspect of a pretty great job, worrying about your safety does not.

For the newest helping of bullshit served straight from the Gosselin family, Jon is back from his trip to the restaurant every fame whore goes to when they want to eat mediocre salads and be seen The Ivy and talking to The Insider about his (can’t happen too) soon-to-be-ex’s allegations that he emptied their bank account last week.

Bottom line?  He denies it.  He claims that he withdrew $22,000 last Thursday and has withdrawn $177,000 — his “paycheck” — over the past year which represents less than 10 percent of their earnings over the past four years.  According to Douchon — that’s totally my new name for him — Kate is over-dramatizing their financial straits (they have 11 bank accounts) and he also alleges that she’s hiding money.

Of course, Jon expresses his deep regret at being forced to divulge all these personal details.  Jon and Kate must be so exhausted always having a gun held to their heads.  You know, the gun that prevents them from just shutting the fuck up and not saying one, single, solitary word about the other party.  That would just be too mature simple though, wouldn’t it?

At this point, I’ve just resigned myself to a lifetime of Gosselin stories.  Jon’s new marriage, Kate on a date, the kids as they methodically enter rehab one by one.  Will the photo and story ops never end?

Earlier today on his Tumblr, Pete Wentz let us know what’s hip: “jay-z had the death of autotune. this is the death of the emo swoosh.” With those horrid bangs finally gone and this freshly buzzed head, I gotta say that Mr. Wentz is looking kind of cute.

Personally, I welcome the death of “the emo swoosh”, a hair cut that’s been emulated by every 14 year old boy and lesbian for the last five years. Not only was the look tired, but it got to the point where it was hard to look at the greasy locks on your conversation partner and not wonder when the hell the last time they showered was. Perhaps we can also kill the super skinny jeans, plaid shirts and two sizes too small hoodies while we’re already in the fashion graveyard, Pete? Thhhhaaanks.

Who’s that blond puking in the bushes in Central Park? No, it’s not a homeless woman or even a misguided hipster still lost on their way home to Williamsburg from last night’s epic PBR bender. Nope, it’s Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen, who despite clearly feeling under the weather was on set today filming scenes in the park. While the 16 year old who’s notorious for her wild and sexy outfits and love of the nightlife could just have a bug, you can’t help but wonder if this little puke sesh was the result of a late night partying.

Levi Johnston is sure making a crap load of money these days by making a complete ass of himself. The former Alaskin Governor’s daughter’s baby daddy is featured in this commercial for pistachio nuts which doesn’t really tell us anything about the nuts, but does mention that Levi Johnston now “uses protection”. Get it, guys? As opposed to before when he wasn’t and he got that chick pregnant and now he’s kinda famous and we’re going to have to hear about him for at least another year?

I want us all to think about something: The fact that everything I wrote above is true is much, much sadder than the fact that Sarah Palin was once a vice presidential nominee, and that was pretty sad too.